Welcome to a new week of TV! Another great week of TV this week. There are a few premieres and a few finales, as well as a ton of new episodes, so check it out!
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Jump with me to view this week’s schedule.
Sunday
Sunday features 3 season finales, 2 series premieres & 4 season premieres. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the series premiere of Law & Order: UK on BBC America at 10:30/9:30c. Based on Emmy award-winning producer Dick Wolf’s long-running crime series, Law & Order: UK follows the familiar two part format: beginning each episode with a crime, followed by the legal and court proceedings to convict the criminal. All scripts have been taken from the U.S. version to retain the grittiness of the original series, but adapted to fit with the British legal system, providing a uniquely British twist. Set in and around London, Law & Order: UK stars Jamie Bamber (Outcasts, Battlestar Galactica), as Detective Superintendent Matt Devlin, Bradley Walsh (The Old Curiosity Shop) as Detective Superintendent Ronnie Brooks, Ben Daniels (The Passion, The State Within) as Senior Crown Prosecutor James Steel, and Freema Agyeman (Doctor Who, Little Dorritt) as Junior Crown Prosecutor Alesha Phillips.
Tonight is also the season finales of The Glades on A&E at 10/9c, and the finales of Hoarding: Buried Alive on TLC and Ice Road Truckers on the History Channel, both at 9/8c.
Finally, tonight is the season premieres of America’s Funniest Home Videos on ABC at 7/6c, The Next Iron Chef on Food Network at 9/8c, American Dad on FOX at 9:30/8:30c, and CSI: Miami on CBS at 10/9c.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Hoarding: Buried Alive (#209) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – Ice Road Truckers (#416) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – The Glades (#112) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – IRT: Deadliest Roads (#101) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – Law & Order: UK (#101) – BBC America @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Season Premiere* – American Dad (#DAD-514) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *Season Premiere* – America’s Funniest Home Videos (#2102) – ABC @ 7/6c
- *Season Premiere* – CSI: Miami (#901) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – The Next Iron Chef – Food Network @ 9/8c (90-Minute Season Premiere)
- *Sports* – Football Night in America (#504) – NBC @ 7/6c
- *Sports* – Sunday Night Football – NBC @ 8:15/7:15c
- *New* – Boardwalk Empire (#03/103) – HBO @ 9/8c
- *New* – Bored to Death (#10/202) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *New* – Brothers & Sisters (#502) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Desperate Housewives (#702) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Dexter (#502) – Showtime @ 9/8c
- *New* – Eastbound & Down (#08/202) – HBO @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (#802) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Family Guy (#FG-803) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Fantasia For Real (#203-30) – VH1 @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jerseylicious (#205) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Keeping Up with the Kardashians (#508) – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – La La’s Full Court Wedding (#103-30) – VH1 @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Mad Men (#411) – AMC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Mel B: It’s a Scary World (#105) – Style Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Real & Chance: Legend Hunters (#103-60) – VH1 @ 9/8c
- *New* – Rubicon (#111) – AMC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Sister Wives (#102/103) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – The Amazing Race (#1702) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Cleveland Show (#CLE-201) – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – The Haunted (#111) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Simpsons (#SI-2117) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Spin Crowd (#107) – E! @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Undercover Boss (#202) – CBS @ 9/8c
Monday
Monday features 2 season finales & 4 season premieres. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the season premieres of Lie to Me on FOX, The Real Housewives of Atlanta on Bravo & Scare Tactics on Syfy, all at 9/8c, and the premiere of Southern Fried Stings on TruTV at 10/9c.
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Lauren Graham (Parenthood, Gilmore Girls) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Money Hungry (#110-90) – VH1 @ 9/8c (90-Minute Season Finale)
- *Season Finale* – Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory (#312-30) – MTV @ 9:30/8:30c
- *Season Premiere* – Lie to Me (#LTM-301) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Scare Tactics (#401) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Southern Fried Stings (#201) – TruTV @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – The Real Housewives of Atlanta (#301) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *Sports* – Monday Night Football – ESPN @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – 90210 (#304) – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – American Pickers (#212) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Castle (#303) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Chase (#103) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Chuck (#403) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Dancing with the Stars (#1103) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Gossip Girl (#404) – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hawaii Five-0 (#102) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Hoarders – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – House (#HOU-703) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – How I Met Your Mother (#603) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Little People, Big World (#608) – TLC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Mike & Molly (#103) – CBS @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Rules of Engagement (#503) – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – The Best Thing I Ever Ate – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Big C (#107) – Showtime @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – The Buried Life (#202-30) – MTV @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – The Event (#103) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Thintervention with Jackie Warner (#105) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Top Gear (#1502) – BBC America @ 9/8c
- *New* – Two and a Half Men (#803) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Weeds (#607) – Showtime @ 10/9c
- *New* – World of Jenks (#105-30) – MTV @ 10/9c
Tuesday
Tuesday features 1 season finale & 1 series premiere. To read more about them, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the season finale of Hair Battle Spectacular on Oxygen at 10/9c.
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Tom Selleck (Blue Bloods) & Anthony Bourdain (Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations) are two of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Alfred Molina (Law & Order: Los Angeles) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Hair Battle Spectacular (#108) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – House of Glam (#101) – Oxygen @ 11/10c
- *New* – 19 Kids & Counting (#429-30) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Billy the Exterminator (#35/302 & 34/301) – A&E @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Chopped – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Caprica (#111) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Dancing with the Stars (#1103A) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Detroit 187 (#103) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Flipping Out (#409) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – Glee (#GLE-203) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – If You Really Knew Me (#111-60) – MTV @ 11/10c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Life Unexpected (#204) – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Lost Tapes (#303/304) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Melissa & Joey (#109) – ABC Family @ 8/7c
- *New* – NCIS (#803) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – NCIS: LA (#204) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – No Ordinary Family (#102) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – One Tree Hill (#804) – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Parenthood (#204) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Raising Hope (#HOP-103) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Running Wilde (#WLD-104) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Sons of Anarchy (#305) – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Stargate Universe (#202) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Swords: Life on the Line (#209) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Teen Mom (#211-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Bad Girls Club (#509) – Oxygen @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Biggest Loser (#1003-120) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Good Wife (#202) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37PMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Weird, True & Freaky (#303/304) – Animal Planet @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
Wednesday
Wednesday features 1 series premiere & 3 season premieres. To read more about them, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight’s season premieres are The Real World/Road Rules Challenge on MTV at 10/9c, and Dog the Bounty Hunter at 9/8c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 9:30/8:30c, and Steven Seagal: Lawman at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c, both on A&E.
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Florence Henderson is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Premiere* – Harry Loves Lisa (#101) – TV Land @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – Dog the Bounty Hunter (#183/701 & 184/702) – A&E @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Steven Seagal: Lawman (#19/206 & 21/208) – A&E @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – The Real World/Road Rules Challenge (#2001-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – America’s Next Top Model (#1505) – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Better With You (#102) – ABC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Cougar Town (#203) – ABC @ 9:31/8:31c
- *New* – Criminal Minds (#603) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Food Wars (#116-30) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Ghost Hunters (#617-60) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hellcats (#105) – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hell’s Kitchen (#HK-805/806) – FOX @ 8/7c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – LA Ink (#409) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Law & Order: Los Angeles (#102) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Law & Order: SVU (#1204) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Man v. Food (#319-30) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Modern Family – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Mythbusters (#151/813) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Sci-Fi Science: Physics of the Impossible (#207) – Science Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – South Park (#1408) – Comedy Central @ 10/9c
- *New* – Survivor (#2104) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Terriers (#105) – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Defenders (#103) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37PMc
- *New* – The Middle – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Ultimate Fighter (#1204) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Whole Truth (#105) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Top Chef: Just Desserts (#104-75) – Bravo @ 10/9c (75-Minute New Episode)
- *New* – Ugly Americans (#108) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Undercovers (#103) – NBC @ 8/7c
Thursday
Thursday features 1 season finale & 1 series premiere. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the 75-minute season finale of The Real Housewives of DC on Bravo at 9/8c.
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Jane Lynch (Glee) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – The Real Housewives of DC (#109-75) – Bravo @ 9/8c (75-Minute Season Finale)
- *Series Premiere* – Kick Off Cook Off (#101/102) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *New* – 30 Rock (#503) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (#108) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Beast Legends (#105) – Syfy @ 1AM/12AMc
- *New* – Bleep My Dad Says (#103) – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Bones (#BON-603) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Community (#202) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – CSI (#1103) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Destination Truth (#405) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Fringe (#FR-303) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Grey’s Anatomy (#703) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – I Love Money (#404-60) – VH1 @ 11/10c
- *New* – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jersey Shore (#211-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Nikita (#105) – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – On the Road with Austin & Santino (#111) – Lifetime @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Outsourced (#104) – NBC @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Private Practice (#403) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Project Runway (#811-90) – Lifetime @ 9/8c (90-Minute New Episode)
- *New* – The Apprentice (#1004-60) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Big Bang Theory (#403) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The First 48 (#170/1102 & ??) – A&E @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37PMc
- *New* – The League (#204) – FX @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – The Mentalist (#303) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Office (#703) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Vampire Diaries (#205) – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#305) – Bravo @ 10/9c
Friday
Friday is the season finale of Haven on Syfy at 10/9c. Check out the rest of tonight’s schedule below!
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Mary Lynn Rajskub (24) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Haven (#113) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Beyond Survival with Les Stroud (#107) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Blue Bloods (#103) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – CSI: NY (#703) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Fatal Attractions (#104) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c
- *New* – Four Weddings (#205) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Friday Night Alright (#135-30) – VH1 @ 11/10c
- *New* – Ghost Adventures (#304-60) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Law & Order: UK (#102) – BBC America @ 9/8c
- *New* – Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-Up (#506) – Starz @ 11/10c
- *New* – Meat & Potatoes – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Medium (#703) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Outlaw (#103) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Real Time with Bill Maher (#820) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *New* – Say Yes To the Dress: Big Bliss (#103/104) – TLC @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Smallville (#1003) – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Star Wars: The Clone Wars (#305) – Cartoon Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Supernatural (#603) – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Teach: Tony Danza (#02/102) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Good Guys (#GGY-111) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37PMc
- *New* – The Soup – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
Saturday
Saturday is the series premiere of Auctioneer$ on TLC at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c. The show introduces viewers to the unpredictable and exciting world of auctions – an industry that generates an estimated $276 billion each year in sales of goods and services. TLC goes behind the scenes at one of the busiest auction houses in the country – Phoenix based Auction Systems Auctioneers & Appraisers – where owner Deb Weidenhamer and her staff manage the thousands of items hitting their auction block each week, ready to be sold to the highest bidder.
There is a new episode of Saturday Night Live tonight on NBC at 11:29/10:29c. Tonight’s host is Jane Lynch (Glee), and the musical guest is Bruno Mars.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Premiere* – Auctioneer$ (#101/102) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *New* – How Do I Look? (#713) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Saturday Night Live (#3603) – NBC @ 11:29/10:29c
That’s it! Hope you all have a great week!
— Jenny