Welcome to a new week of TV! Lots of great new episodes on this week, as well as quite a few premieres & finales, so check it out!
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Sunday
Sunday features 2 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Californication (#412) – Showtime @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – Shameless (#112) – Showtime @ 10/9c
- *New* – After Lately (#104) – E! @ 11/10c
- *New* – American Dad (#DAD-521) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – America’s Funniest Home Videos (#2118) – ABC @ 7/6c
- *New* – America’s Next Great Restaurant (#104) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Army Wives (#504) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *New* – Bob’s Burgers (#BOB-110) – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Breakout Kings (#104) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – Chopped – Food Network @ 9/8c (All-Stars Tournament)
- *New* – Coming Home (#104) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – CSI: Miami (#918) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Holly’s World (#209) – E! @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Kourtney & Kim Take New York (#109) – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – Ruby (#404-60) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Secret Millionaire (#204) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Sister Wives (#203) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Taking on Tyson (#104) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Amazing Race (#1806) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Celebrity Apprentice (#1104-120) – NBC @ 9/8c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Real Housewives of Orange County (#604) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Simpsons (#SI-2110) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Undercover Boss (#219) – CBS @ 9/8c
Monday
Monday features 2 season premieres & 2 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the season finale of 19 Kids & Counting on TLC, and the finale of Heavy on A&E, both at 10/9c.
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Danny McBride (Eastbound & Down) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Bethenny Frankel (Bethenny Ever After, The Real Housewives of New York City) & D.L. Hughley (Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, The Hughleys) are two of the guests on Lopez Tonight, on TBS at 12AM/11PMc.
David Schwimmer (Friends) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Sharon Osbourne (America’s Got Talent) & Bruno Tonioli (Dancing with the Stars) are two of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – 19 Kids & Counting (#512-30) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Heavy (#11/111) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – Nurse Jackie (#301) – Showtime @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – The United States of Tara (#301) – Showtime @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – All About Aubrey (#104) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *New* – American Pickers (#302) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (#705-60) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Being Human (#111) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Bethenny Ever After (#205) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Beverly Hills Fabulous (#103-30) – VH1 @ 10/9c
- *New* – Cake Boss (#410-30) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Castle (#319) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dancing with the Stars (#1202) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Diners, Drive-ins & Dives – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Harry’s Law – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Lopez Tonight – TBS @ 12AM/11PMc
- *New* – Love & Hip Hop (#103-30) – VH1 @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Mad Love (#107) – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Make It or Break It (#211) – ABC Family @ 9/8c
- *New* – Meat & Potatoes – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Pawn Star$ (#341/342) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Seriously Funny Kids (#116-30/117-30) – Lifetime @ 6/5c & 6:30/5:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Southern Fried Stings (#303) – TruTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Stargate Universe (#214) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Bad Girls Club (#610) – Oxygen @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Event (#115) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Hard Times of RJ Berger (#202-30) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Secret Life of the American Teenager (#315) – ABC Family @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Too Fat for 15 (#204) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Wedding Wars (#103-60) – VH1 @ 9/8c
Tuesday
Tuesday features 2 series premieres & 7 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the series premiere of What the Sell?! on TLC at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c. Follow this unique family of master appraisers as they take you into their hectic days managing The Perfect Thing, their antique store just outside of Chicago, Illinois. The shop is run by a three-generation appraising team of: Kate, the daughter, Judy, her mother, and Gloria, her grandmother. Viewers will be taken into their hectic days managing their extremely large antique store just outside of Chicago, Illinois. Working together, this family discovers immaculate vintage jewelry, decorative accessories from around the world, historic art & photographs and even archaeological finds that walk into their store. With quick wits and savvy business sense, these ladies barter, buy and sell these timeless treasures like it’s just another day in the office.
Tonight is also the season finale of 7 shows. First up, at 9/8c, it’s the finales of Desert Car Kings on Discovery Channel and Million Dollar Listing on Bravo. Then at 10/9c, it’s the finales of One Born Every Minute on Lifetime and The Game on BET. Also at 10/9c, it’s the 90-minute season finales of Teen Mom on MTV and The Real Housewives of Miami on Bravo.
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Howie Mandel (Mobbed, Deal or No Deal) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
The latest eliminated contestant from Dancing with the Stars is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Desert Car Kings (#110) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – Million Dollar Listing (#409) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – My Life as Liz (#208-30) – MTV @ 11/10c
- *Season Finale* – One Born Every Minute (#109-60) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Teen Mom (#312-90) – MTV @ 10/9c (90-Minute Season Finale)
- *Season Finale* – The Game (#413) – BET @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – The Real Housewives of Miami (#106-90) – Bravo @ 10/9c (90-Minute Season Finale)
- *Series Premiere* – Body of Proof (#101) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *Series Premiere* – What the Sell?! (#101/102) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *New* – 1000 Ways to Die (#408) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern (#611-60) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dancing with the Stars (#1202A) – ABC @ 8/7c & 9/8c (1-Hour Special & 1-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – Destination Truth (#411) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Four of a Kind (#105-30/106-30) – Lifetime @ 11/10c & 11:30/10:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Let’s Stay Together (#112) – BET @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Lights Out (#112) – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Lopez Tonight – TBS @ 12AM/11PMc
- *New* – Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen (#102) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – NCIS (#819) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – NCIS: LA (#220) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy (#109) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Parenthood (#219) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Biggest Loser (#1113-120) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Good Wife (#218) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Top Shot (#208) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Traffic Light (#TRF-105) – FOX @ 9:31/8:31cc
- *New* – What Not to Wear (#827) – TLC @ 9/8c
Wednesday
Wednesday features 2 series premieres, 2 season premieres & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the series premiere of South Beach Classics on Discovery Channel at 10/9c, followed by the 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c. In a place where it’s all about seeing and being seen, Miami attracts big personalities and big stars – many who will pay top dollar to stand out in the crowd. The show is set amidst the flash and glamor of Miami, where the people who wheel and deal automobiles at Florida’s largest classic car dealership are just as colorful and vibrant as the people who buy them. Husband and wife business partners Ted and Robin Vernon — along with the eclectic crew they’ve affectionately dubbed “the gargoyles” — buy, sell, trade and exchange some of the most unique classic automobiles on the market. It’s set amidst the crazy action at Ted Vernon Specialty Automobiles, where Ted and Robin deal in cars that range in price from a few thousand to well over 1 million dollars.
Tonight is the season premiere of 2 shows: The Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV at 9/8c, and Tyler Perry’s House of Payne on TBS at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c.
Tonight is also the season finale of Top Chef on Bravo at 10/9c.
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Norm MacDonald (Saturday Night Live) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Danny McBride (Eastbound & Down) & Sara Ramirez (Grey’s Anatomy) are two of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Jerry O’Connell (The Defenders) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Top Chef (#816) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – Coal (#101) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – South Beach Classics (#101/102) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – The Ultimate Fighter (#1301) – Spike TV @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Tyler Perry’s House of Payne (#173/701 & 174/702) – TBS @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
- *New* – American Idol (#ID-1026/1027) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – America’s Next Top Model (#1606) – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Are We There Yet? (#35/225 & 36/226) – TBS @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Criminal Minds (#619) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior (#107) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Deathwish Movers (#103-60) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Dog the Bounty Hunter (#204/722 & 205/723) – A&E @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Fact or Faked (#202) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Ghost Hunters (#706-60) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hoarding: Buried Alive (#215) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – I’m Alive (#205) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Justified (#208) – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Law & Order: SVU (#1220) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Lopez Tonight – TBS @ 12AM/11PMc
- *New* – Minute to Win It – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Mr. Sunshine (#108) – ABC @ 9:31/8:31c
- *New* – Off the Map (#112) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Shedding For the Wedding (#106) – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Sons of Guns (#116) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Storage Wars (#13/201) – A&E @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Survivor (#2207) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Real World (#2504-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Throwdown with Bobby Flay – Food Network @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#347) – Bravo @ 11/10c
Thursday
Thursday features 1 season premiere & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the season finale of Blonde vs Bear on Animal Planet at 10/9c.
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Chris Rock (Everybody Hates Chris, Saturday Night Live) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Kourtney & Kim Kardashian is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Brittany Snow (Harry’s Law, American Dreams) is one of the guests on Lopez Tonight, on TBS at 12AM/11PMc.
Julie Chen (host of Big Brother) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Blonde vs Bear (#103) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – Swamp People (#201) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *Special* – Jersey Shore – MTV @ 10/9c (1-Hour ‘Reunion’ Special
- *Special* – Mobbed – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – American Idol (#ID2-1026A/1027A) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Archer – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – CSI (#1118) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Grey’s Anatomy (#718) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Ice Brigade – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Lopez Tonight – TBS @ 12AM/11PMc
- *New* – Out of the Wild (#207) – Discovery Channel @ 7/6c
- *New* – Perfect Couples (#109) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Private Practice (#418) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Rules of Engagement (#519) – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – The Big Bang Theory – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The First 48 (#027/301) – A&E @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Mentalist – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Wipeout (#411) – ABC @ 8/7c
Friday
Friday features 3 series premieres, 1 season premiere, & 2 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the series premiere of Chaos on CBS at 8/7c. The show is a comedic drama about a group of rogue CIA spies in the Clandestine Administration and Oversight Services (CHAOS), who combat threats to national security amidst bureaucratic gridlock, rampant incompetence and political infighting. The team tackles high risk foreign intelligence missions using manipulation, deception and wit to succeed. Rick Martinez (Freddy Rodriguez, Ugly Betty) was dismayed when his dream job as a spy was eliminated on his first day. However, CIA Deputy Director H.J. Higgins (Kurtwood Smith, Neighbors from Hell, Worst Week, 24), a calculating mastermind and the head of CHAOS, recognizes Rick’s unique skill set and places him as an unwitting mole inside the department. Martinez joins the team under Michael Dorset (Eric Close, Without a Trace), a psychologist turned CIA operative and a tactical genius motivated by pure paranoia. Working with Martinez is Scottish-born Billy Collins (James Murray, Primeval), de-commissioned from the British Secret Service and deported from the United Kingdom; Casey Malick (Tim Blake Nelson), a 12 year veteran of the agency with an understated demeanor and the ability to transform into a “human weapon.” While Martinez’s instincts on who he can trust are constantly tested, he may have a worthy confidant in the new Deputy Director, Adele Ferrer (Christina Cole, Hex), who seems to have his best interests at heart. Or should he rely on officer Fay Carson (Carmen Ejogo, Kidnapped), an alluring agent and an expert at deciphering people’s “tells?” Attacking each assignment with unparalleled confidence and gusto, these operatives perform covert operations, exert political influence and eradicate all manner of evil – and that’s just to survive the morning staff meeting.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Say Yes to the Dress: Randy Knows Best on TLC at 9:30/8:30c. Each half -hour episode features Kleinfeld Bridal’s fashion director and star of TLC’S hit series Say Yes to the Dress – Randy Fenoli – as he dishes out his top ten tips on a variety of bridal related categories. Whether it’s picking out the perfect dress for your body, choosing a dress to complement your venue or theme, or deciding who and what to bring to your bridal appointment, Randy takes on a number of topics as he shares his bridal expertise with viewers. From petite brides, to large busts and plus sizes, Randy guides viewers through the perfect bridal style, and offers the top do’s and don’ts for brides of every size and shape. Randy’s top ten tips prove that every bride can flaunt her best assets, provided she knows how to do it the right way. The series also features Randy’s invaluable advice on how to handle everything from the very first bridal appointment to the actual wedding day, and everything else in between.
Tonight is the season premiere of The Haunted on Animal Planet at 10/9c.
Tonight is the 1-hour season finale of Star Wars: The Clone Wars on Cartoon Network at 8/7c, and the 1-hour season finale of Working Class on CMT at 8/7c.
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Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Star Wars: The Clone Wars (#321/322) – Cartoon Network @ 8/7c (1-Hour Season Finale)
- *Season Finale* – Working Class (#111/112) – CMT @ 8/7c (1-Hour Season Finale)
- *Series Premiere* – Camelot (#101/102) – Starz @ 10/9c (2-Hour Series Premiere)
- *Series Premiere* – Chaos (#101) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *Series Premiere* – Say Yes to the Dress: Randy Knows Best (#101) – TLC @ 9:30/8:30c
- *Season Premiere* – The Haunted (#201) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *Special* – The Soup – E! @ 10/9c (1-Hour ‘The Soup Awards’ Special)
- *New* – American Loggers (#305) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Blue Bloods (#119) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – CSI: NY (#718) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – DC Cupcakes (#209) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Law & Order: UK (#212) – BBC America @ 9/8c
- *New* – Merlin (#312) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Real Time with Bill Maher (#911) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *New* – Say Yes to the Dress (#617) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Shark Tank (#206) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Ricky Gervais Show (#211) – HBO @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Who Do You Think You Are? (#207) – NBC @ 8/7c
Saturday
Saturday is a new episode of Saturday Night Live on NBC at 11:29/10:29c. Tonight’s host is Elton John, who is also the musical guest, along with Leon Russell.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Premiere* – How Do I Look? (#1201) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *Sports* – NCAA Men’s Final Four – CBS @ 6/5c & 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Being Human (#307-75) – BBC America @ 9/8c (75-Minute New Episode)
- *New* – Saturday Night Live (#3618) – NBC @ 11:29/10:29c
That’s it! Hope you all have a great week!
— Jenny