Welcome to a new week of TV! Lots of great new episodes on this week, as well as quite a few premieres & finales, so check it out!
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Jump with me to view this week’s schedule.
Sunday
Sunday features 3 series premieres, 1 season premiere, & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the series premiere of Khloe & Lamar on E! at 10/9c. This is the latest “Kardashians” spin-off, which follows the couple and their semi-permanent houseguest Robert, Khloe’s brother.
The last series premiere tonight is The Dance Scene on E! at 10:30/9:30c. When the curtain rises and the lights shine on some of music’s biggest stars, she’s the one woman you don’t see in the spotlight. Yet Laurieann Gibson’s blood, sweat, and tears are obvious everywhere on stage. This acclaimed choreographer and creative director has worked with A-listers from Lady Gaga to P. Diddy to Alicia Keys, making her one of the most powerful women in music today. Helmed by Ryan Seacrest Productions, The Dance Scene follows the lives of Gibson and her team of aspiring dancers and choreographers, (aka Team Boomkack), as they tear up the dance floor preparing for a variety of A-list performances around the world. Whether it’s dancing with Katy Perry at a USO event, or performing in Keri Hilson’s latest music video, Gibson demands perfection from her performers, her team and herself. Grab your backstage pass for a look inside this exclusive and high energy world of dance and witness what it really takes to survive on stage.and in Laurieann’s studio when she challenges her crew to “dance for your lives, muffins!”
Tonight is also the season premiere of River Monsters on Animal Planet at 10/9c, and the season finale of Secret Millionaire on ABC at 8/7c.
Finally, don’t miss Sara Rue (Rules of Engagement, Less Than Perfect) and Barry Watson (7th Heaven) on the ABC Family original movie, My Future Boyfriend, at 8/7c. P-A-X-497/341, aka “Pax” (Watson), a curious young man from the well-ordered but loveless future, travels to present day New Orleans in search of romance novelist Elizabeth Barrett (Rue) – whose book he has come upon during an archeological dig in the year 3127. Hoping Elizabeth can explain the concept of love to him, which is now nonexistent in his time, Pax embarks on an adventure filled with new discoveries. Elizabeth introduces Pax to life in the year 2011, filled with love, music and of course, destiny. When Pax doesn’t return to the future by the given deadline, Bob (Fred Willard), his fellow scientist, travels back in time to find him. Meanwhile, as Elizabeth helps Pax learn about love, she ends up confiding in her colleague, played by Valerie Harper, about her own upcoming “surprise” engagement.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Secret Millionaire (#206) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *Series Premiere* – Human Planet (#101/102) – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c & 9/8c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *Series Premiere* – Khloe & Lamar (#101) – E! @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – The Dance Scene (#101) – E! @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Season Premiere* – River Monsters (#301) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *Special* – My Future Boyfriend – ABC Family @ 8/7c
- *New* – After Lately (#106) – E! @ 11/10c
- *New* – American Dad (#DAD-604) – FOX @ 7:30/6:30c
- *New* – America’s Next Great Restaurant (#106) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Army Wives (#506) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *New* – Ax Men (#416) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Bert the Conqueror (#203-30) – Travel Channel @ 8/7c
- *New* – Bob’s Burgers (#BOB-103) – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Breakout Kings (#???) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – Brothers & Sisters (#517/518) – ABC @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Coming Home (#106) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – CSI: Miami (#919) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Family Guy (#FG-816) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Iron Chef America – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Last Cake Standing – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom (#902) – Animal Planet @ 7/6c
- *New* – Ruby (#406-60) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Sister Wives (#205) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Strange Sex (#203-30/204-30) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – The Amazing Race (#1807) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Borgias (#103) – Showtime @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Celebrity Apprentice (#1106-120) – NBC @ 9/8c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Cleveland Show (#CLE-115) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – The Killing (#103) – AMC @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Real Housewives of Orange County (#606) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Simpsons (#SI-2211) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Undercover Boss (#220) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#423) – Bravo @ 11/10c
Monday
Monday features 1 season premiere & 4 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the season finale of 4 shows. First up, at 6/5c, it’s the finale of Seriously Funny Kids on Lifetime. Then at 9/8c, it’s the finales of Being Human on Syfy and Diners, Drive-ins & Dives on Food Network. Finally, at 10/9c, it’s the finale of All About Aubrey on Oxygen.
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Alec Baldwin (30 Rock) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Casey Wilson (Happy Endings) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – All About Aubrey (#106) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Being Human (#113) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – Diners, Drive-ins & Dives – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – Seriously Funny Kids (#120-30) – Lifetime @ 6/5c
- *Season Premiere* – Paranormal State (#83/605 & 81/603) – A&E @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
- *Special* – Intervention – A&E @ 8/7c (1-Hour Special)
- *New* – American Pickers (#304) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations (#706-60) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Bethenny Ever After (#207) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Beverly Hills Fabulous (#105-30) – VH1 @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Cake Boss (#412-30) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Castle (#321) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Chuck – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dancing with the Stars (#1204) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Hawaii Five-0 (#120) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – House (#HOU-718) – FOX @ 8/7c (150th Episode)
- *New* – How I Met Your Mother – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Kate Plus 8 (#203) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Law & Order: LA (#109/110) – NBC @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Lopez Tonight – TBS @ 12AM/11PMc
- *New* – Love & Hip Hop (#105-30) – VH1 @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Mad Love – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Make It or Break It (#213) – ABC Family @ 9/8c
- *New* – Meat & Potatoes – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Mike & Molly – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Nurse Jackie (#303) – Showtime @ 10/9c
- *New* – Pawn Star$ (#345/346) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Relapse (#01/101) – A&E @ 9/8c
- *New* – Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory (#402-30) – MTV @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Southern Fried Stings (#304) – TruTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Stargate Universe (#216) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Bad Girls Club (#611) – Oxygen @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Chicago Code (#CHI-106) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Hard Times of RJ Berger (#204-30) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Secret Life of the American Teenager (#317) – ABC Family @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The United States of Tara (#303) – Showtime @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Too Fat for 15 (#206) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Wedding Wars (#105-60) – VH1 @ 9/8c
- *New* – WWE Tough Enough (#502) – USA @ 8/7c
Tuesday
Tuesday features 2 season premieres & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the season finale of What Not to Wear on TLC at 9/8c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Ricky Gervais (The Ricky Gervais Show, The Office) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars) & Chumlee (Pawn Star$) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Christian Slater (Breaking In, The Forgotten, My Own Worst Enemy) is one of the guests on Lopez Tonight, on TBS at 12AM/11PMc.
The latest eliminated contestant from Dancing with the Stars is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – What Not to Wear (#829) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Deadliest Catch (#701-120) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c (2-Hour Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution (#201) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *Special* – Teen Mom (#314-60) – MTV @ 10/9c (1-Hour ‘Unseen Moments’ Special)
- *New* – Body of Proof (#104) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dancing with the Stars (#1204A) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Destination Truth (#413) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Lopez Tonight – TBS @ 12AM/11PMc
- *New* – Marcel’s Quantum Kitchen (#104) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – NCIS (#821) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – NCIS: LA (#221) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy (#111) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Parenthood (#221) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Pregnant in Heels (#102) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Biggest Loser (#1115-120) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Good Wife (#220) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Top Shot (#210) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Traffic Light (#TRF-110) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
Wednesday
Wednesday features 1 series premiere & 2 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the season finales of Throwdown with Bobby Flay on Food Network at 8:30/7:30c, and Shedding For the Wedding on the CW at 9/8c.
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Courteney Cox (Cougar Town, Friends) & Aziz Ansari (Parks and Recreation) are two of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Damon Wayans Jr. (Happy Endings) is one of the guests on Lopez Tonight, on TBS at 12AM/11PMc.
Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives) & Patrick Warburton (Rules of Engagement, Less Than Perfect) are two of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Shedding For the Wedding (#108) – CW @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – Throwdown with Bobby Flay – Food Network @ 8:30/7:30c
- *Series Premiere* – Happy Endings (#101/102) – ABC @ 9:31/8:31c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *New* – American Idol (#ID-1029) – FOX @ 8/7c (90-Minute New Episode)
- *New* – America’s Next Top Model (#1608) – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Are We There Yet? (#39/229 & 40/230) – TBS @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Better with You – ABC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Breaking In (#BIN-102) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Coal (#103) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Criminal Minds (#621) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior (#109) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Extreme Couponing (#103) – TLC @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Fact or Faked (#204) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Ghost Hunters (#708-60) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Glamour Belles (#103-30/104-30) – Lifetime @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Hoarding: Buried Alive (#217) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – I’m Alive (#207) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Justified (#210) – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Lopez Tonight – TBS @ 12AM/11PMc
- *New* – Minute to Win It – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Modern Family – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Mythbusters (#914) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Survivor (#2209) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Middle – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Real World (#2506-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Ultimate Fighter (#1303) – Spike TV @ 9/8c
- *New* – Top Chef Masters (#302) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Tori & Dean: Storibook Weddings (#102) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *New* – Tyler Perry’s House of Payne (#177/705 & 178/706) – TBS @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Workaholics (#103) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
Thursday
Thursday features 1 series premiere & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the season finale of Ice Brigade on Food Network at 10/9c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Tyler Perry & Kendra Wilkinson (Kendra, The Girls Next Door) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Anthony Anderson (Law & Order, K-Ville, The Shield) is one of the guests on Lopez Tonight, on TBS at 12AM/11PMc.
Alison Brie (Community) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Ice Brigade – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – The Paul Reiser Show (#1??) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – 30 Rock (#519) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – American Idol (#ID2-1029A) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Archer – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Bear Whisperer (#202) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – Bones (#BON-619) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Community (#220) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Gigolos (#102) – Showtime @ 11/10c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Lopez Tonight – TBS @ 12AM/11PMc
- *New* – Mounted in Alaska (#103/104) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Nikita (#118) – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Outsourced (#120) – NBC @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Parks and Recreation (#309) – NBC @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Police Women (#602) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Randy Jackson Presents: America’s Best Dance Crew (#602-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Secret Diary of a Call Girl (#402) – Showtime @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Swamp People (#203) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – The First 48 – A&E @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Office (#720) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Real Housewives of New York City (#402) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Vampire Diaries (#218) – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Unleashed (#103/104) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#424) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *New* – Wipeout (#412) – ABC @ 8/7c
Friday
Friday features 1 series premiere, 1 season premiere, & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is also the network season premiere of Friday Night Lights on NBC at 8/7c, and the season finale of The Ricky Gervais Show on HBO at 9/8c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – The Ricky Gervais Show (#213) – HBO @ 9/8c
- *Series Premiere* – Killer Outbreaks (#101) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Friday Night Lights (#501) – NBC @ 8/7c (Network Season Premiere)
- *New* – American Loggers (#307) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – American Restoration (#105/106) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Camelot (#104) – Starz @ 10/9c
- *New* – Chaos (#106) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – CMT’s Next Superstar (#102) – CMT @ 9/8c
- *New* – Fringe (#FR-319) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Ghost Adventures (#322-60) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Kitchen Nightmares (#KN-305) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Outrageous Foods – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Real Time with Bill Maher (#913) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *New* – Sanctuary (#311) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Say Yes to the Dress: Randy Knows Best (#103/104) – TLC @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Shark Tank (#204) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Smallville – CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Supernatural – CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Haunted (#203) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Singing Bee (#402-60) – CMT @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Soup – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
Saturday
Saturday is the season premiere of Parking Wars on A&E at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Premiere* – Parking Wars (#62/503 & 66/506) – A&E @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
- *New* – Dogs 101/Cats 101 (#311) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c
- *New* – How Do I Look? (#1203) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – It’s Me or the Dog (#307) – Animal Planet @ 8/7c
That’s it! Hope you all have a great week!
— Jenny