Welcome to a new week of TV! Unfortunately, a hard drive for the server died, and the host seemed to taked forever to get everything back up and running. I believe it should all be fixed now, though! If you have any problems, please try clearing your cache, which is what I ended up having to do!
This is the slowest TV has been all summer. There are some big finales (Hello, Rescue Me on Wednesday and Burn Notice & Rookie Blue on Thursday!), and a few other great episodes on throughout the week, though, so check it out!
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Jump with me to view this week’s schedule.
Sunday
Sunday features 1 season premiere. To read more about it, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the season premiere of All American Handyman on HGTV at 9/8c.
One other interesting thing to mention is a 30-minute special on CBS tonight for The Good Wife, called “A New Beginning,” at 9:30/8:30c. It will recap key characters and storylines from the show’s first two seasons and includes interviews with stars Julianna Margulies, Christine Baranski, Josh Charles, Archi Panjabi, Matt Czuchry, Alan Cumming and Chris Noth.
One other interesting thing to mention is a 30-minute special on CBS tonight for The Good Wife, called “A New Beginning,” at 9:30/8:30c. It will recap key characters and storylines from the show’s first two seasons and includes interviews with stars Julianna Margulies, Christine Baranski, Josh Charles, Archi Panjabi, Matt Czuchry, Alan Cumming and Chris Noth.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Premiere* – All American Handyman – HGTV @ 9/8c
- *Special* – The Good Wife: A New Beginning (#300-30) – CBS @ 9:30/8:30c (30-Minute Special)
- *New* – Against the Wall (#106) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – Big Brother (#1326) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Big Rich Texas (#107) – Style Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Breaking Bad (#408) – AMC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew (#510-60) – VH1 @ 9/8c
- *New* – Curb Your Enthusiasm (#79/809) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *New* – Curiosity (#105) – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c
- *New* – Drop Dead Diva (#311) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *New* – Entourage (#95/807) – HBO @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Ice Road Truckers (#514) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – In the Flow with Affion Crockett (#FLO-105) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Iron Chef America – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jerseylicious (#316) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Keeping Up with the Kardashians (#612-60) – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – Sand Masters (#114-30) – Travel Channel @ 7/6c
- *New* – The Great Food Truck Race – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Top Gear (#207) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – True Blood (#47/411) – HBO @ 9/8c
Monday
Monday features 1 season premiere & 2 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E! and The Glades on A&E, both at 10/9c.
Tonight is also the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Bravo at 9/8c.
Tonight is also the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on Bravo at 9/8c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Julie Chen (host of Big Brother) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Keeping Up with the Kardashians (#613) – E! @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – The Glades (#213) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (#201) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (#209) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – American Pickers (#313) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Bachelor Pad (#205-120) – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – Basketball Wives LA (#102-60) – VH1 @ 8/7c
- *New* – Crave – Food Network @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Cuff’d (#102-30) – MTV @ 11/10c
- *New* – Death Valley (#102-30) – MTV @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Hair Battle Spectacular (#204) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *New* – Hell’s Kitchen (#HK-913) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – HGTV Design Star – HGTV @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hillbilly Handfishin (#105) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – Kate Plus 8 (#216-60) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – La La’s Full Court Life (#203-30) – VH1 @ 9/8c
- *New* – Most Eligible Dallas (#104) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Pawn Star$ (#444/445) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Ridiculousness (#102-30) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Rizzoli & Isles (#209) – TNT @ 10/9c
- *New* – Swamp Loggers (#408) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Bad Girls Club (#706) – Oxygen @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Closer (#709) – TNT @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Lying Game (#104) – ABC Family @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Secret Life of the American Teenager (#413) – ABC Family @ 8/7c (Summer Finale)
- *New* – The T.O. Show (#303-30) – VH1 @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Top Gear (#1703-80) – BBC America @ 9/8c
Tuesday
Tuesday features 2 season premieres & 4 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the season finale of 4 shows. First up, it’s the finales of Flipping Out on Bravo and Take the Money and Run on ABC, both at 9/8c. Then at 10/9c, it’s the finales of Combat Hospital on ABC and Picker Sisters on Lifetime.
Tonight is also the 90-minute season premiere of Sons of Anarchy on FX and the season premiere of The Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo, both at 10/9c.
Tonight is also the 90-minute season premiere of Sons of Anarchy on FX and the season premiere of The Rachel Zoe Project on Bravo, both at 10/9c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Aubrey Plaza (Parks and Recreation) is one of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Michael Emerson (Person of Interest, Lost) & Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe Kardashian are some of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Wanda Sykes (The New Adventures of Old Christine) & Nick Swardson (Reno 911!) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Denis Leary (Rescue Me) & Olivia Munn (Perfect Couples) are two of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Lisa Kudrow (Friends) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Michael Emerson (Person of Interest, Lost) & Kim, Kourtney, & Khloe Kardashian are some of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Wanda Sykes (The New Adventures of Old Christine) & Nick Swardson (Reno 911!) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Denis Leary (Rescue Me) & Olivia Munn (Perfect Couples) are two of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Lisa Kudrow (Friends) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Combat Hospital (#113) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Flipping Out (#510) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – Picker Sisters (#108-60) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Take the Money and Run (#106) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Sons of Anarchy (#401-90) – FX @ 10/9c (90-Minute Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – The Rachel Zoe Project (#401) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – America’s Got Talent (#629-120) – NBC @ 9/8c (2-Hour New Episodes)
- *New* – Awkward (#108-30) – MTV @ 11/10c
- *New* – Big Sexy (#102) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Billy the Exterminator (#54/405) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – Chopped – Food Network @ 10/9c (Champions’ Tournament Pt 2)
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dirty Money (#109/110) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Gordon Ramsay’s F Word (#509/510) – BBC America @ 10/9c & 11/10c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – It’s Worth What? (#108) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Teen Mom (#1310-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Top Shot (#305) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – What Not to Wear (#906) – TLC @ 9/8c
Wednesday
Wednesday features 1 series premiere, 1 series finale, & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Paranormal Witness on Syfy at 10/9c. This tense, filmic and high-octane drama-documentary series brings to life the real stories of people who have lived through paranormal experiences that defy explanation. Using a mixture of intimate first-hand testimony, actual home video and gritty realistic drama, Paranormal Witness transports viewers into a world turned upside-down by extraordinary, terrifying and sometimes life-threatening paranormal events.
Tonight is the 80-minute series finale of Rescue Me on FX at 10/9c. There’s also a new episode of Outrageous Kid Parties on TLC at 7/6c, followed by the season finale at 7:30/6:30c.
Tonight is the 80-minute series finale of Rescue Me on FX at 10/9c. There’s also a new episode of Outrageous Kid Parties on TLC at 7/6c, followed by the season finale at 7:30/6:30c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Busy Philipps (Cougar Town) is one of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Sarah Jessica Parker (Sex and the City) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Kristin Chenoweth (Glee, Pushing Daisies) & Chris Colfer (Glee) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Nick Swardson (Reno 911!) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Sarah Jessica Parker (Sex and the City) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Kristin Chenoweth (Glee, Pushing Daisies) & Chris Colfer (Glee) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Nick Swardson (Reno 911!) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Finale* – Rescue Me (#709-80) – FX @ 10/9c (80-Minute Series Finale)
- *Season Finale* – Outrageous Kid Parties (#207/208) – TLC @ 7/6c & 7:30/6:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *Series Premiere* – Paranormal Witness (#101) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – America’s Got Talent (#630-60) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Big Brother (#1327) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Buried Treasure (#BUR-103) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Confessions: Animal Hoarding (#303) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – Damages (#409) – DirecTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Dance Moms (#109-60) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – Deadliest Warrior (#308) – Spike TV @ 9/8c
- *New* – Ghost Hunters (#713-60) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Law & Order: UK (#304) – BBC America @ 9/8c
- *New* – Man V. Food Nation (#114-30) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Melissa & Joey (#1026/1022) – ABC Family @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Minute to Win It (#2??) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Necessary Roughness (#111) – USA @ 10/9c
- *New* – Restaurant Impossible – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Sons of Guns (#208) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Hour (#104) – BBC America @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Toddlers & Tiaras (#412) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Ton of Cash (#104-60) – VH1 @ 9/8c
- *New* – Top Chef Just Desserts (#203) – Bravo @ 10/9c
Thursday
Thursday features 5 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the season finale of 5 shows. First up is a new episode of Rookie Blue on ABC at 9/8c, followed by the season finale at 10/9c. It’s also the season finale of Futurama on Comedy Central, Suits on USA, and Wilfred on FX, all at 10/9c. Following that, it’s the season finale of Louie at 10:30/9:30c, also on FX.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Charlie Day (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) is one of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Michael J. Fox is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Will Arnett (Up All Night, Running Wilde, 30 Rock) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Tom Selleck (Blue Bloods) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Khloe Kardashian is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:37AMc.
Michael J. Fox is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Will Arnett (Up All Night, Running Wilde, 30 Rock) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Tom Selleck (Blue Bloods) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Khloe Kardashian is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Futurama (#626) – Comedy Central @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Louie – FX @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Season Finale* – Rookie Blue (#212/213) – ABC @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes Including Season Finale)
- *Season Finale* – Suits (#112) – USA @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Wilfred – FX @ 10/9c
- *Special* – CBS Fall Preview – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *Sports* – Sunday Night Football: New Orleans Saints at Green Bay Packers – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Beyond Scared Straight (#12/206) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – Big Brother (#1328) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Burn Notice (#512) – USA @ 9/8c (Summer Finale)
- *New* – CMT Made (#104) – CMT @ 8/7c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Jersey Shore (#406-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – JUNKies (#104) – Science Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – LA Ink (#420) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Millionaire Matchmaker (#504) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – Project Runway (#907-90) – Lifetime @ 9/8c (90-Minute New Episode)
- *New* – Russian Dolls (#105-30) – Lifetime @ 11:30/10:30c
- *New* – Stuck with Hackett (#105) – Science Channel @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – The First 48 (#203/1135) – A&E @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
Friday
Friday features 1 season finale. To read more about it, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
Click here for finale information
Tonight is the season finale of Torchwood at 10/9c on Starz.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Bill Maher is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Lauren Graham (Parenthood, Gilmore Girls) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Kristin Chenoweth (Glee, Pushing Daisies) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Alfred Molina (Law & Order: Los Angeles) & Brie Larson (United States of Tara) are two of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Lauren Graham (Parenthood, Gilmore Girls) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Kristin Chenoweth (Glee, Pushing Daisies) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Alfred Molina (Law & Order: Los Angeles) & Brie Larson (United States of Tara) are two of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Torchwood (#410) – Starz @ 10/9c
- *New* – Four Weddings (#317) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Friends with Benefits (#111/112) – NBC @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Haven (#209) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Heat Seekers – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Karaoke Battle USA (#105) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Man, Woman, Wild (#202) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – One Man Army (#108) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Paranormal Challenge (#110-60) – Travel Channel @ 11/10c
- *New* – Roseanne’s Nuts (#114-30/115-30) – Lifetime @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (#215) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Strike Back (#104) – Cinemax @ 10/9c
- *New* – Sugar High – Food Network @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Soup – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
Saturday
Saturday is the season finales of Outnumbered at 11/10c & Friday Night Dinner at 11:30/10:30c, both on BBC America.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Friday Night Dinner (#106) – BBC America @ 11:30/10:30c
- *Season Finale* – Outnumbered (#106) – BBC America @ 11/10c
- *New* – 24/7 (#1203) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *New* – Doctor Who (#610) – BBC America @ 9/8c
That’s it! Hope you all have a great week!
— Jenny
