Welcome to a new week of TV! Did you survive the first week of the new season? It was insane, wasn’t it? This week is just as busy, so good luck! *laugh* Check it out below!
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Sunday
Sunday features 3 series premieres, 13 season premieres, & 4 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Dirty Soap on E! at 10/9c. They’ve been killers, ghosts, homeless, prostitutes, prisoners and even murder victims – but it’s off the set of their famous soaps where the real drama begins. Featuring a drop-dead gorgeous ‘who’s who’ of daytime television: Kelly Monaco (General Hospital), Nadia Bjorlin (Days of Our Lives), Kirsten Storms (General Hospital), Farah Fath (One Life To Live), JP Lavoisier (One Life To Live), and Galen Gering (Days of Our Lives), the show is a titillating look at these stunning thespians as they navigate high-profile careers during pivotal moments in the industry and deal with their own real-life drama, which often rivals that of their daytime counterparts.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Long Island Medium on TLC at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c. The show follows real-life psychic medium Theresa Caputo as she takes clients on an emotional and spiritual journey with the afterlife. As a psychic medium, Theresa has an ability that most people can’t comprehend. She spends her days helping individuals find closure and connects people to their loved ones who have passed in order to validate that they are still with them. For Theresa, this is not just her job, this is her life, as she tries to balance the past with the present on a daily basis.
Finally, tonight is the series premiere of Pan Am on ABC at 10:01/9:01c. Passion, jealousy and espionage… They do it all – and they do it at 30,000 feet. The style of the 1960s, the energy and excitement of the Jet Age and a drama full of sexy entanglements deliciously mesh in this thrilling and highly-original new series. In this modern world, air travel represents the height of luxury and Pan Am is the biggest name in the business. The planes are glamorous, the pilots are rock stars and the stewardesses are the most desirable women in the world. Not only are these flyboys and girls young and good looking, but to represent Pan Am they also have to be educated, cultured and refined. They’re trained to handle everything from in-air emergencies to unwanted advances – all without rumpling their pristine uniforms or mussing their hair. There’s Dean (Jonah Lotan) – a cocky, charismatic and ambitious new pilot – the first of a new breed not trained in the war. On the sly against company policy, he’s dating Bridget, a stunning beauty with a mysterious past. A rebellious bohemian, Maggie turns into a buttoned up professional for work so she can see the world. Rounding out the crew are flirtatious Collette, the adventurous Kate and, finally, Laura – Kate’s beauty queen younger sister, a runaway bride, who recently fled a life of domestic boredom to take to the skies. The show stars Christina Ricci (Penelope) as Maggie, Kelli Garner (Going the Distance) as Kate, Karine Vanasse (Polytechnique) as Colette, Margot Robbie (Neighbours) as Laura, Jonah Lotan (24) as Dean and Michael Mosley (Justified) as Ted.
Tonight is also the season premiere of 13 shows. FOX is premiering their Sunday night comedy block: The Simpsons at 8/7c, The Cleveland Show at 8:30/7:30c, Family Guy at 9/8c, & American Dad at 9:30/8:30c. ABC is also premiering two shows: the 2-hour premiere of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition at 7/6c, followed by the premiere of Desperate Housewives at 9/8c. On CBS, it’s the premieres of The Amazing Race at 8/7c, The Good Wife at 9/8c, and CSI: Miami at 10/9c. Finally, on cable, it’s the premiere of Boardwalk Empire on HBO at 9/8c, IRT: Deadliest Roads on History Channel at 10/9c, and Kendra on E! & Watch What Happens: Live! on Bravo, both at 11/10c.
Finally, there are 4 season finales on tonight. First up, at 9/8c, it’s the finales of Drop Dead Diva on Lifetime, Ice Road Truckers on History Channel, & The Great Food Truck Race on Food Network. Then at 10/9c, it’s the finale of Bar Rescue on Spike TV.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Long Island Medium on TLC at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c. The show follows real-life psychic medium Theresa Caputo as she takes clients on an emotional and spiritual journey with the afterlife. As a psychic medium, Theresa has an ability that most people can’t comprehend. She spends her days helping individuals find closure and connects people to their loved ones who have passed in order to validate that they are still with them. For Theresa, this is not just her job, this is her life, as she tries to balance the past with the present on a daily basis.
Finally, tonight is the series premiere of Pan Am on ABC at 10:01/9:01c. Passion, jealousy and espionage… They do it all – and they do it at 30,000 feet. The style of the 1960s, the energy and excitement of the Jet Age and a drama full of sexy entanglements deliciously mesh in this thrilling and highly-original new series. In this modern world, air travel represents the height of luxury and Pan Am is the biggest name in the business. The planes are glamorous, the pilots are rock stars and the stewardesses are the most desirable women in the world. Not only are these flyboys and girls young and good looking, but to represent Pan Am they also have to be educated, cultured and refined. They’re trained to handle everything from in-air emergencies to unwanted advances – all without rumpling their pristine uniforms or mussing their hair. There’s Dean (Jonah Lotan) – a cocky, charismatic and ambitious new pilot – the first of a new breed not trained in the war. On the sly against company policy, he’s dating Bridget, a stunning beauty with a mysterious past. A rebellious bohemian, Maggie turns into a buttoned up professional for work so she can see the world. Rounding out the crew are flirtatious Collette, the adventurous Kate and, finally, Laura – Kate’s beauty queen younger sister, a runaway bride, who recently fled a life of domestic boredom to take to the skies. The show stars Christina Ricci (Penelope) as Maggie, Kelli Garner (Going the Distance) as Kate, Karine Vanasse (Polytechnique) as Colette, Margot Robbie (Neighbours) as Laura, Jonah Lotan (24) as Dean and Michael Mosley (Justified) as Ted.
Tonight is also the season premiere of 13 shows. FOX is premiering their Sunday night comedy block: The Simpsons at 8/7c, The Cleveland Show at 8:30/7:30c, Family Guy at 9/8c, & American Dad at 9:30/8:30c. ABC is also premiering two shows: the 2-hour premiere of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition at 7/6c, followed by the premiere of Desperate Housewives at 9/8c. On CBS, it’s the premieres of The Amazing Race at 8/7c, The Good Wife at 9/8c, and CSI: Miami at 10/9c. Finally, on cable, it’s the premiere of Boardwalk Empire on HBO at 9/8c, IRT: Deadliest Roads on History Channel at 10/9c, and Kendra on E! & Watch What Happens: Live! on Bravo, both at 11/10c.
Finally, there are 4 season finales on tonight. First up, at 9/8c, it’s the finales of Drop Dead Diva on Lifetime, Ice Road Truckers on History Channel, & The Great Food Truck Race on Food Network. Then at 10/9c, it’s the finale of Bar Rescue on Spike TV.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Bar Rescue (#110) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Drop Dead Diva (#313) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – Ice Road Truckers (#516) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *Season Finale* – The Great Food Truck Race – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *Series Premiere* – Dirty Soap (#101) – E! @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – Long Island Medium (#101) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *Series Premiere* – Pan Am (#101) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *Season Premiere* – American Dad (#DAD-618) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *Season Premiere* – Boardwalk Empire (#13/201) – HBO @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – CSI: Miami (#1001) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – Desperate Housewives (#801) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (#901A/901B) – ABC @ 7/6c (2-Hour Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Family Guy (#FG-901) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – IRT: Deadliest Roads (#201) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – Kendra (#401) – E! @ 11/10c
- *Season Premiere* – The Amazing Race (#1901) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *Season Premiere* – The Cleveland Show (#CLE-301) – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
- *Season Premiere* – The Good Wife (#301) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – The Simpsons (#SI-2216) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *Season Premiere* – Watch What Happens: Live (#501-60) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *Sports* – Football Night in America – NBC @ 7/6c
- *Sports* – Sunday Night Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Indianapolis Colts – NBC @ 8:15/7:15c
- *New* – Against the Wall (#108) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – All American Handyman – HGTV @ 9/8c
- *New* – Big Rich Texas (#109) – Style Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Breaking Bad (#411) – AMC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Curiosity (#108) – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c
- *New* – Hillbilly Handfishin (#108) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jerseylicious (#318) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Millionaire Matchmaker (#507) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Sister Wives (#212-60) – TLC @ 9/8c
Monday
Monday features 2 series premieres, 2 season premieres, & 5 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the 2-hour series premiere of Terra Nova on FOX at 8/7c. The show follows an ordinary family on an incredible journey back in time to prehistoric Earth as a small part of a daring experiment to save the human race. In the year 2149, the world is dying. The planet is overdeveloped and overcrowded, with the majority of plant and animal life extinct. The future of mankind is in jeopardy, and its only hope for survival is in the distant past. It stars Jason O’Mara (Life of Mars), Shelley Conn (Mistresses), Landon Liboiron (Degrassi: The Next Generation), Allison Miller (Kings), Naomi Scott (Life Bites), Alana Mansour, Stephen Lang (Avatar), & Christine Adams (TRON: Legacy).
Tonight is also the series premiere of Hart of Dixie on The CW at 9/8c. Fast-talking New Yorker and brand new doctor Zoe Hart has it all figured out – after graduating top of her class from medical school, she’ll follow in her father’s footsteps and become a cardio-thoracic surgeon. But when her dreams fall apart, Zoe decides to accept an offer from a stranger, Dr. Harley Wilkes, to work with him at his small practice in Bluebell, Alabama. Zoe arrives in this small Gulf Coast town only to find that Harley has passed away and left his half of the medical practice to her in his will. She quickly finds that Southern hospitality isn’t always so hospitable – the other doctor in town, Brick Breeland, is less than pleased to be sharing the practice with this young outsider, and his daughter, Lemon, is a Southern belle whose sweet disposition turns sour when she meets Zoe. Zoe’s only allies are the mayor, former football star Lavon Hayes, her bad-boy neighbor Wade Kinsella, and handsome lawyer George Tucker – who just happens to be Lemon’s fiancé. Zoe is out of her element and ready to pack her bags, but a surprise visit by her snobby New York mother leads to Zoe’s decision to stay in Bluebell for a while, discovering small-town life and a side of herself she hadn’t known was there. The series stars Rachel Bilson (The OC), Jaime King (Gary Unmarried, Kitchen Confidential, Worst Week of My Life), Wilson Bethel (Generation Kill), Cress Williams (Close to Home, Nash Bridges), McKaley Miller, and Scott Porter (Friday Night Lights).
Tonight is also the season premiere of 2 shows. First up, at 8/7c, it’s the premiere of Gossip Girl on The CW. Then at 9:30/8:30c, it’s the premiere of Mike & Molly on CBS.
Finally, there are 5 season finales tonight. First up, at 8/7c, it’s the finale of Giuliana & Bill on Style Network. Then at 9/8c, it’s the 80-minute finale of Top Gear on BBC America. At 10/9c, it’s the finales of Alphas on Syfy and Weeds on Showtime. Following that, at 10:30/9:30c, it’s the finale of The Big C, also on Showtime.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Hart of Dixie on The CW at 9/8c. Fast-talking New Yorker and brand new doctor Zoe Hart has it all figured out – after graduating top of her class from medical school, she’ll follow in her father’s footsteps and become a cardio-thoracic surgeon. But when her dreams fall apart, Zoe decides to accept an offer from a stranger, Dr. Harley Wilkes, to work with him at his small practice in Bluebell, Alabama. Zoe arrives in this small Gulf Coast town only to find that Harley has passed away and left his half of the medical practice to her in his will. She quickly finds that Southern hospitality isn’t always so hospitable – the other doctor in town, Brick Breeland, is less than pleased to be sharing the practice with this young outsider, and his daughter, Lemon, is a Southern belle whose sweet disposition turns sour when she meets Zoe. Zoe’s only allies are the mayor, former football star Lavon Hayes, her bad-boy neighbor Wade Kinsella, and handsome lawyer George Tucker – who just happens to be Lemon’s fiancé. Zoe is out of her element and ready to pack her bags, but a surprise visit by her snobby New York mother leads to Zoe’s decision to stay in Bluebell for a while, discovering small-town life and a side of herself she hadn’t known was there. The series stars Rachel Bilson (The OC), Jaime King (Gary Unmarried, Kitchen Confidential, Worst Week of My Life), Wilson Bethel (Generation Kill), Cress Williams (Close to Home, Nash Bridges), McKaley Miller, and Scott Porter (Friday Night Lights).
Tonight is also the season premiere of 2 shows. First up, at 8/7c, it’s the premiere of Gossip Girl on The CW. Then at 9:30/8:30c, it’s the premiere of Mike & Molly on CBS.
Finally, there are 5 season finales tonight. First up, at 8/7c, it’s the finale of Giuliana & Bill on Style Network. Then at 9/8c, it’s the 80-minute finale of Top Gear on BBC America. At 10/9c, it’s the finales of Alphas on Syfy and Weeds on Showtime. Following that, at 10:30/9:30c, it’s the finale of The Big C, also on Showtime.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Poppy Montgomery (Unforgettable, Without a Trace) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Pauley Perrette (NCIS) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Andy Samberg (Saturday Night Live) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Dana Delaney (Body of Proof, Desperate Housewives) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Jonah Hill (Allen Gregory) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Pauley Perrette (NCIS) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Andy Samberg (Saturday Night Live) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Dana Delaney (Body of Proof, Desperate Housewives) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Jonah Hill (Allen Gregory) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Alphas (#111) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Giuliana & Bill (#410-60) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *Season Finale* – The Big C (#213) – Showtime @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Season Finale* – Top Gear (#1706-80) – BBC America @ 9/8c (80-Minute Season Finale)
- *Season Finale* – Weeds (#713) – Showtime @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – Hart of Dixie (#101) – The CW @ 9/8c
- *Series Premiere* – Terra Nova (#101) – FOX @ 8/7c (2-Hour Series Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Gossip Girl (#501) – The CW @ 8/7c
- *Season Premiere* – Mike & Molly (#201) – CBS @ 9:30/8:30c
- *Sports* – Monday Night Football: Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys – ESPN @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – 2 Broke Girls (#102) – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – American Chopper: Senior vs. Junior (#212) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – American Pickers (#316) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Basketball Wives LA (#105-60) – VH1 @ 8/7c
- *New* – Cake Boss (#423-30/424-30) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Castle (#402) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Crave – Food Network @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Cuff’d (#105-30) – MTV @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dancing with the Stars (#1302-120) – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – Death Valley (#105-30) – MTV @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Hair Battle Spectacular (#207) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *New* – Hawaii Five-0 (#202) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – How I Met Your Mother (#703) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – La La’s Full Court Life (#206-30) – VH1 @ 9/8c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Most Eligible Dallas (#106) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Pawn Star$ (#450/451) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Ridiculousness (#105-30) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Bad Girls Club (#709) – Oxygen @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Best Thing I Ever Ate – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Lying Game (#107) – ABC Family @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Playboy Club (#102) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (#204) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Sing-Off (#302-120) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The T.O. Show (#306-30) – VH1 @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Tia & Tamera (#107) – Style Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Two and a Half Men (#902) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#502) – Bravo @ 11/10c
Tuesday
Tuesday features 1 season finale. To read more about it, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the 1-hour season finale of Awkward on MTV at 11/10c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Casey Wilson (Happy Endings) is one of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Lauren Graham (Parenthood, Gilmore Girls) & Seth MacFarlane (American Dad, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives) & the Dancing with the Stars castoff are two of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Mary Lynn Rajskub (How to Be a Gentleman, 24) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Lauren Graham (Parenthood, Gilmore Girls) & Seth MacFarlane (American Dad, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives) & the Dancing with the Stars castoff are two of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Mary Lynn Rajskub (How to Be a Gentleman, 24) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Awkward (#111/112) – MTV @ 11/10c (1-Hour Season Finale)
- *Special* – Teen Mom (#1313-60) – MTV @ 10/9c (1-Hour ‘Check-Up with Dr. Drew’ Special Pt. 1)
- *New* – 19 Kids & Counting (#523-30/524-30) – TLC @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – 90210 (#403) – The CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Body of Proof (#202) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Carfellas (#109/110) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Chopped – Food Network @ 10/9c (Champions’ Tournament Grand Finale)
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dancing with the Stars (#1302A-60) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Glee (#GLE-302) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – NCIS (#902) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – NCIS: LA (#302) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – New Girl (#NG-102) – FOX @ 9:01/8:01c
- *New* – Parenthood (#303) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Raising Hope (#HOP-203) – FOX @ 9:31/8:31c
- *New* – Ringer (#102) – The CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Sons of Anarchy (#404) – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Biggest Loser (#1202-120) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Little Couple (#414/415) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – The Rachel Zoe Project (#404) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Top Shot (#308) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – tosh.0 (#323) – Comedy Central @ 10/9c
- *New* – Unforgettable (#102) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Workaholics (#203) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
Wednesday
Wednesday features 1 series premiere & 4 season premieres. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Suburgatory on ABC at 8:30/7:30c. Single father George only wants the best for his 16-year-old daughter, Tessa. So when he finds a box of condoms on her nightstand, he moves them out of their apartment in New York City to a house in the suburbs. But all Tessa sees is the horror of over-manicured lawns and plastic Franken-moms. Being in the ‘burbs can be hell, but it also may just bring Tessa and George closer than they’ve ever been. Tessa (Jane Levy) and George (Jeremy Sisto) have been on their own ever since Tessa’s mom pulled a “Kramer vs. Kramer” before she was even potty trained. So far, George has done a pretty good job of raising Tessa without a maternal figure in their lives, but suddenly he’s feeling a little out of his league. So it’s goodbye New York City and hello suburbs. At first Tessa is horrified by the big-haired, fake-boobed mothers and their sugar-free Red Bull-chugging kids. But little by little she and her dad begin finding a way to survive on the clean streets of the ‘burbs. Sure, the neighbors might smother you with love while their kids stare daggers at your back, but underneath all that plastic and caffeine, they’re really not half bad. And they do make a tasty pot roast. The show stars Jeremy Sisto (Law & Order), Jane Levy (Shameless), Carly Chaikin (The Last Song), Allie Grant (Weeds), Alan Tudyk (V, Firefly), and Cheryl Hines (Curb Your Enthusiasm) as Dallas Royce.
Tonight is also the season premiere of 4 shows. First up, at 9/8c, it’s the premiere of Mythbusters on Discovery Channel. Then at 9:30/8:30c, it’s the premiere of Happy Endings on ABC. Finally, at 10/9c, it’s the premieres of Luther on BBC America and The Real World on MTV.
Tonight is also the season premiere of 4 shows. First up, at 9/8c, it’s the premiere of Mythbusters on Discovery Channel. Then at 9:30/8:30c, it’s the premiere of Happy Endings on ABC. Finally, at 10/9c, it’s the premieres of Luther on BBC America and The Real World on MTV.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation, Children’s Hospital) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Ed Helms (The Office) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Michael Emerson (Person of Interest, Lost) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Seth MacFarlane (American Dad, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Rashida Jones (Parks and Recreation) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Ed Helms (The Office) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Michael Emerson (Person of Interest, Lost) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Seth MacFarlane (American Dad, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Rashida Jones (Parks and Recreation) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Premiere* – Suburgatory (#101) – ABC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *Season Premiere* – Happy Endings (#201) – ABC @ 9:30/8:30c
- *Season Premiere* – Luther (#201) – BBC America @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – Mythbusters (#1001) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – The Real World (#2601-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – America’s Next Top Model (#1703) – The CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Blue Mountain State (#303) – Spike TV @ 11/10c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Confessions: Animal Hoarding (#306) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – Criminal Minds (#702) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – CSI (#1202) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Dance Moms (#111-60) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – Extreme Couponing (#202/203) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Free Agents (#102) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Ghost Hunters (#716-60) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *New* – H8r (#103) – The CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Harry’s Law (#202) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Law & Order: SVU (#1302) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Law & Order: UK (#307) – BBC America @ 9/8c
- *New* – Man v. Food Nation (#116-30) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Modern Family (#303) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Paranormal Witness (#104) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Restaurant Impossible – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Revenge (#102) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Survivor (#2303) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Middle (#303) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Ultimate Fighter (#1402-120) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The X Factor (#X-105/106) – FOX @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – Ton of Cash (#107-60) – VH1 @ 11/10c
- *New* – Top Chef: Just Desserts (#206) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Up All Night (#104) – NBC @ 8/7c
Thursday
Thursday features 1 series premiere, 1 season premiere, & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of How to Be a Gentleman on CBS at 8:30/7:30c. Inspired by the book of the same name, the show is a comedy about the unlikely friendship between a traditional, refined writer and an unrefined personal trainer. Andrew Carlson (David Hornsby) is an etiquette columnist whose devotion to ideals from a more civilized time has lead to a life detached from modern society. Infectiously optimistic, Bert Lansing (Kevin Dillon, Entourage) is a reformed “bad boy” from Andrew’s past who inherited a fitness center, but can still be rude, loud and sloppy. When Andrew’s editor, Jerry (Dave Foley, NewsRadio), tells him to put a modern, sexy twist on his column or be fired, he hires Bert as a life coach in the hopes of learning to be less “gentle man” and more “real man.” Andrew’s mom, Diane (Nancy Lenehan, Worst Week), and his bossy sister, Janet (Mary Lynn Rajskub, 24), support the plan, as would Janet’s husband, Mike (Rhys Darby), if he was allowed to have an opinion. Though Andrew and Bert’s views may be centuries apart, they may find they’re each other’s missing link.
Tonight is also the season premiere of Private Practice on ABC at 10:01/9:01c.
Finally, tonight is the season finale of Archer on FX at 10:30/9:30c.
Tonight is also the season premiere of Private Practice on ABC at 10:01/9:01c.
Finally, tonight is the season finale of Archer on FX at 10:30/9:30c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Patton Oswalt (United States of Tara, Caprica) is one of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Kaley Cuoco (The Big Bang Theory) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Jessica Capshaw (Grey’s Anatomy) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Melissa McCarthy (Mike & Molly, Gilmore Girls) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Carson Kressley (The Chew) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Kaley Cuoco (The Big Bang Theory) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Jessica Capshaw (Grey’s Anatomy) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Melissa McCarthy (Mike & Molly, Gilmore Girls) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Carson Kressley (The Chew) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Archer – FX @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Series Premiere* – How to Be a Gentleman (#101) – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *Season Premiere* – Private Practice (#501) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Charlie’s Angels (#103) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – CMT Made (#107) – CMT @ 8/7c
- *New* – Community (#302) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Grey’s Anatomy (#803) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – FX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jersey Shore (#409-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – JUNKies (#105) – Science Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Parks and Recreation (#402) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Person of Interest (#102) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Prime Suspect (#102) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Project Runway (#9010-90) – Lifetime @ 9/8c (90-Minute New Episode)
- *New* – Stuck with Hackett (#108) – Science Channel @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – The Big Bang Theory (#503) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Mentalist (#402) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Office (#802) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Secret Circle (#103) – The CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The X Factor (#X-107/108) – FOX @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Vampire Diaries (#303) – The CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Whitney (#102) – NBC @ 9:31/8:31c
Friday
Friday features 2 season finales. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
Click here for finale information
Tonight is the season finale of Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta on TLC at 9/8c and the finale of Haven on Syfy at 10/9c.
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Claire Danes (Homeland) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Hugh Laurie (House) & Chaz Bono (Dancing with the Stars) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Judy Greer (Mad Love, Glenn Martin DDS, Archer) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Hugh Laurie (House) & Chaz Bono (Dancing with the Stars) are two of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Judy Greer (Mad Love, Glenn Martin DDS, Archer) is one of the guests on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Haven (#212) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (#218) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – A Gifted Man (#102) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Blue Bloods (#203) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – CSI: NY (#802) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Four Weddings (#320) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Fringe (#FR-402) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Ghost Adventures (#502) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – I Shouldn’t Be Alive (#505/506) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Kitchen Nightmares (#KN-402) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Man, Woman, Wild (#205) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Nikita – The CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Real Time with Bill Maher (#226/929) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *New* – Star Wars: The Clone Wars (#404) – Cartoon Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Strike Back (#107) – Cinemax @ 10/9c
- *New* – Supernatural – The CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Dead Files (#102) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Soup – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
Saturday
Saturday is the season finale of Doctor Who on BBC America at 9/8c.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Doctor Who (#613) – BBC America @ 9/8c
- *New* – Saturday Night Live (#3702) – NBC @ 11:29/10:29c
That’s it! Hope you all have a great week!
— Jenny
