Welcome to a new week of TV! Wow, there are a lot of premieres on this week! Sorry this is up so late…but it’s here, so check it out now. 🙂
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Sunday
Sunday features 3 series premieres, 5 season premieres, & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the 2-hour series premiere of The Firm on NBC at 9/8c. Based on the blockbuster feature film and best-selling novel by world-renowned author John Grisham, The Firm continues the story of attorney Mitchell McDeere and his family 10 years after the events of the film and novel. As a young associate, McDeere brought down the prestigious Memphis law firm of Bendini, Lambert & Locke, which operated as a front for the Chicago mob — and his life was never the same. After a difficult decade, which included a stay in the Federal Witness Protection program, Mitch and his family now emerge from isolation to reclaim their lives and their future — only to find that past dangers are still lurking and new threats are everywhere. The show stars Josh Lucas (J. Edgar), Callum Keith Rennie (The Killing), Molly Parker (Deadwood), Natasha Calis (The Possession), Juliette Lewis (Cape Fear), Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica), & Shaun Majumder (Detroit 1-8-7).
Tonight is also the series premiere of Cajun Pawn Stars on History Channel at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c. Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas, made internationally famous in Pawn Stars (also on History Channel), isn’t the only family-run shop in America that’s bursting at the seams with one-of-a-kind historical items and fascinating stories. Silver Dollar Pawn & Jewelry Center in Alexandria, Louisiana owned and operated by Jimmie DeRamus and his family, is a colorful place that collects an eclectic array of historical merchandise, with a daily stream of quirky local characters attempting to sell, purchase or pawn items – including livestock.
The third series premiere tonight is House of Lies on Showtime at 10/9c. This new dark comedy is about all the screwed up ways big business is practiced these days. The series, based on the hit tell-all book from best-selling author Martin Kihn (“House of Lies: How Management Consultants Steal Your Watch and Then Tell You the Time”), peels back the bull to reveal a world few know exists and fewer still have experienced. Meet Marty Kaan (Academy Award nominee Don Cheadle, Ocean’s Eleven), the big-money earner at Galweather & Stearn, along with his hot, young team – The Pod – of big-balling power players – Jeannie (Kristen Bell, Veronica Mars), Clyde (Ben Schwartz, Undercovers) and Doug (Josh Lawson). Marty and The Pod’s work life is all first-class, top-shelf, black Am Ex, the best suites at the nicest hotels. Wild nights on the town servicing the clients are all in a day’s work. Marty is the ultimate power player and under his direction, this ruthless, pull-no-punches team is here to stick it to the man by beating the corporate suckers at their own game.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Cajun Pawn Stars on History Channel at 10/9c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 10:30/9:30c. Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas, made internationally famous in Pawn Stars (also on History Channel), isn’t the only family-run shop in America that’s bursting at the seams with one-of-a-kind historical items and fascinating stories. Silver Dollar Pawn & Jewelry Center in Alexandria, Louisiana owned and operated by Jimmie DeRamus and his family, is a colorful place that collects an eclectic array of historical merchandise, with a daily stream of quirky local characters attempting to sell, purchase or pawn items – including livestock.
The third series premiere tonight is House of Lies on Showtime at 10/9c. This new dark comedy is about all the screwed up ways big business is practiced these days. The series, based on the hit tell-all book from best-selling author Martin Kihn (“House of Lies: How Management Consultants Steal Your Watch and Then Tell You the Time”), peels back the bull to reveal a world few know exists and fewer still have experienced. Meet Marty Kaan (Academy Award nominee Don Cheadle, Ocean’s Eleven), the big-money earner at Galweather & Stearn, along with his hot, young team – The Pod – of big-balling power players – Jeannie (Kristen Bell, Veronica Mars), Clyde (Ben Schwartz, Undercovers) and Doug (Josh Lawson). Marty and The Pod’s work life is all first-class, top-shelf, black Am Ex, the best suites at the nicest hotels. Wild nights on the town servicing the clients are all in a day’s work. Marty is the ultimate power player and under his direction, this ruthless, pull-no-punches team is here to stick it to the man by beating the corporate suckers at their own game.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – All-American Muslim (#108) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – Cajun Pawn Stars (#101/102) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *Series Premiere* – House of Lies (#101) – Showtime @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – The Firm (#101/102) – NBC @ 9/8c (2-Hour Series Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Ax Men (#501) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Californication (#501) – Showtime @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Season Premiere* – Downton Abbey (#201) – PBS @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Shameless (#201) – Showtime @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Watch What Happens: Live (#601) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *Sports* – AFC Playoffs: Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos – CBS @ 4:30/3:30c
- *Sports* – NFC Playoffs: Atlanta Falcons at New York Giants – FOX @ 1/12c
- *New* – After Lately (#206) – E! @ 11/10c
- *New* – American Dad (#DAD-613) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – America’s Funniest Home Videos (#2208) – ABC @ 7/6c
- *New* – Angry Boys (#03/103 & 04/104) – HBO @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Baseball Wives (#105-60) – VH1 @ 9/8c
- *New* – Chef Roblé & Co. (#106) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – CSI: Miami (#1012) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Cupcake Wars – Food Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Desperate Housewives (#810) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Family Guy (#FG-903) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Glam Fairy (#109) – Style Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Hoarding: Buried Alive (#311) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hell on Wheels (#109) – AMC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Kourtney & Kim Take New York (#206/207) – E! @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Leverage (#417) – TNT @ 9/8c
- *New* – Mob Wives (#202-60) – VH1 @ 8/7c
- *New* – Once Upon a Time (#108) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Pan Am (#111) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
- *New* – Rachael vs. Guy Celebrity Cook-Off (#102) – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Cleveland Show (#CLE-311) – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – The Good Wife (#312) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Real Housewives of Atlanta (#409) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Simpsons (#SI-2303) – FOX @ 8/7c
Monday
Monday features new episodes of some great shows, so check out tonight’s schedule!
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Seth Green (Robot Chicken, Family Guy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer) & David Cross (Arrested Development, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Running Wilde) are two of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Heather Morris (Glee) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Larry the Cable Guy (Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Ben Flajnik (The Bachelor) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Howie Mandel (America’s Got Talent) is one of the guests on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Heather Morris (Glee) is one of the guests on Late Show with David Letterman, on CBS at 11:35/10:35c.
Larry the Cable Guy (Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Ben Flajnik (The Bachelor) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Howie Mandel (America’s Got Talent) is one of the guests on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *New* – American Pickers (#319) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Castle (#411) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Fear Factor (#1004) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hoarders (#58/502) – A&E @ 9/8c
- *New* – How Do I Look? (#1225) – Style Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Intervention (#156/1205) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – It’s a Brad, Brad World (#102) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Love & Hip Hop (#208-60) – VH1 @ 8/7c
- *New* – Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too (#306) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *New* – Next Great Baker (#207) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Pawn Star$ (#451/452) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Pretty Little Liars (#215) – ABC Family @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Bachelor (#1602-120) – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Layover (#108) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Lying Game (#112) – ABC Family @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (#218) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle (#106-30) – VH1 @ 9/8c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#602) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *New* – Who’s Still Standing? (#107) – NBC @ 8/7c
Tuesday
Tuesday features 1 series premiere & 4 season premieres. To read more about it, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Shipping Wars on A&E at 9/8c, followed by a 2nd new episode at 9:30/8:30c. The show follows six independent shippers who have discovered that fortunes could be made transporting items that traditional carriers won’t touch. Each episode dives into the cutthroat world of these heavy-duty movers as they battle for the chance to transport the unshippable. The competition begins with uShip, the world’s largest online auction house for independent truckers. Every day, thousands of shipments are put up for auction. The battle is fierce as the movers have only minutes to bid, and the lowest bidder gets the load. From oversized loads and bulky packages to the truly bizarre, these shippers will haul anything if the price is right. The high-stakes race is on as they set out to deliver the loads in time, and any setback can cost big bucks.
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Chelsea Handler (Chelsea Lately, Are You There, Chelsea?) is one of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio (Jersey Shore) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Tina Fey (30 Rock) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Randy Jackson (Americna Idol) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Isaac Mizrahi (The Fashion Show) & Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill) are two of the guests on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio (Jersey Shore) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Tina Fey (30 Rock) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Randy Jackson (Americna Idol) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Isaac Mizrahi (The Fashion Show) & Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill) are two of the guests on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Premiere* – Shipping Wars (#01/101 & 02/102) – A&E @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes Including Series Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Dance Moms (#201) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Let’s Stay Together (#201/202) – BET @ 11/10c (1-Hour Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Tabatha Takes Over (#401) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – The Game (#501/502) – BET @ 10/9c (1-Hour Season Premiere)
- *New* – 24 Hour Catwalk (#102) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – Body of Proof (#208) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Chopped – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dirty Jobs (#805) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Extreme Couponing: All-Stars (#305) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Flashpoint (#F414) – ION @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jamie’s American Road Trip (#102) – BBC America @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jane By Design (#102) – ABC Family @ 9/8c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Last Man Standing (#113) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – NCIS (#913) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – NCIS: LA (#313) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Parenthood (#313) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Storage Wars (#46/227 & 47/228) – A&E @ 8:30/7:30c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Storage Wars: Texas (#02/102) – A&E @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Switched at Birth (#112) – ABC Family @ 8/7c
- *New* – Teen Mom 2 (#2206-60 & 2207-60) – MTV @ 10/9c & 11/10c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – The Biggest Loser (#1302-120) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (#606) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *New* – Unforgettable (#113) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#603) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *New* – Wife Swap (#703) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Work It (#102) – ABC @ 8:30/7:30c
Wednesday
Wednesday features 2 series premieres, 5 season premieres, & 1 season finale. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Are You There, Chelsea? on NBC at 8:30/7:30c Inspired by the best-selling books from actress/comedian Chelsea Handler, “Are You There, Chelsea?” follows the exploits of the twentysomething Chelsea (Laura Prepon, October Road, That ’70s Show), an opinionated and unapologetic young woman who lives life to the fullest as a cocktail waitress, friend, daughter, sister and sexually dynamic “advanced drinker.” Chelsea’s life revolves around her work at Jerry’s Ultimate Sports Bar in New Jersey, where she is surrounded by an eclectic group of friends and co-workers, including Rick (Jake McDorman, Greek), the handsome bartender; Olivia (Ali Wong, Breaking In), a fellow cocktail waitress and Chelsea’s best friend since childhood; and Todd (Mark Povinelli, Water for Elephants), the bar back who is always ready with a quick comeback. Chelsea and Olivia have recently moved in with Dee Dee (Lauren Lapkus, The Middle), a sweet and somewhat sheltered young woman who could be considered the polar opposite of Chelsea. And then there’s Chelsea’s dad, Melvin (Lenny Clarke, Rescue Me), a man with a big personality and a big heart… and all too often – a big mouth. Chelsea Handler (Chelsea Lately) has a recurring role as Chelsea’s born-again Christian sister, Sloane, a married, conservative new mom who has little in common with her carefree sister.
Tonight is the series premiere of Amazing Eats on Travel Channel at 9/8c. We’ve seen more than our fair share of sizzling cheeseburgers, monster pizza slices and intimidatingly thick and juicy steaks over the years. But of all the down-home and delicious chow-down joints Adam Richman visited from coast to coast, there are the proud and the few so finger-licking good, they’re simply unforgettable. In each themed 30-minute episode, we’re celebrating America’s most delicious, biggest and best of the best. From the most massive of meals served at a single table, to the tallest standing sandwiches in history, we’re embracing it all. Each episode takes on yet another subject of the people’s choices of chow – the meatiest, the most fried, the spiciest and the sweetest.
Tonight is the series premiere of Amazing Eats on Travel Channel at 9/8c. We’ve seen more than our fair share of sizzling cheeseburgers, monster pizza slices and intimidatingly thick and juicy steaks over the years. But of all the down-home and delicious chow-down joints Adam Richman visited from coast to coast, there are the proud and the few so finger-licking good, they’re simply unforgettable. In each themed 30-minute episode, we’re celebrating America’s most delicious, biggest and best of the best. From the most massive of meals served at a single table, to the tallest standing sandwiches in history, we’re embracing it all. Each episode takes on yet another subject of the people’s choices of chow – the meatiest, the most fried, the spiciest and the sweetest.
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Jack McBrayer (30 Rock) is one of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Donnie Wahlberg (Blue Bloods) & Rosie O’Donnell are two of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Donnie Wahlberg (Blue Bloods) & Rosie O’Donnell are two of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Yvonne Strahovski (Chuck) is one of the guests on Jimmy Kimmel Live, on ABC at 1:36AM/12:36AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – State of Play (#106) – BBC America @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – Amazing Eats (#101) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *Series Premiere* – Are You There, Chelsea? (#101) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *Season Premiere* – American Restoration (#201/202) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Face Off (#201-75) – Syfy @ 10/9c (75-Minute Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Ghost Hunters (#801-60) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Only In America with Larry the Cable Guy (#201) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – One Tree Hill (#901) – The CW @ 8/7c
- *Special* – Mobbed – FOX @ 9/8c (1-Hour Special)
- *Special* – People’s Choice Awards – CBS @ 9/8c (2-Hour Special)
- *Special* – The Real World/Road Rulles Challenge (#2200-60) – MTV @ 10/9c (1-Hour ‘Battle of the Exes’ Special)
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dog the Bounty Hunter (#230/812 & 231/813) – A&E @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Happy Endings (#211) – ABC @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Harry’s Law (#211) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hot in Cleveland (#307) – TV Land @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Law & Order: SVU (#1311) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Modern Family (#312) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Restaurant: Impossible – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Revenge (#112) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Sons of Guns (#307) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Suburgatory (#111) – ABC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – The Exes (#107) – TV Land @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Middle (#313) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Soup – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Toddlers & Tiaras (#502) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Top Chef (#910) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#604) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *New* – Whitney (#111) – NBC @ 8/7c
Thursday
Thursday features 2 series premieres & 1 season premiere. To read more about each of those, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of The Finder on FOX at 9/8c. From the creator of the hit series Bones comes The Finder, a quirky, one-hour procedural centering on a different kind of detective: a remarkable man with the extraordinary ability to help people find the unfindable. Iraq war veteran Walter Sherman (Geoff Stults, Happy Town, October Road, 7th Heaven) gained a reputation in his army days as being the go-to guy for tracking down insurgents and deserters and finding improvised explosive devices (IEDs). Unfortunately one IED found Walter before he could find it, resulting in severe brain damage with a lasting and unexpected effect. Walter transformed from someone skilled at the standard recovery of people and things to someone much more extraordinary: a Finder. With this newly discovered “Finder Power,” Walter locates almost anything for just about anyone. Once he’s on a case, there’s no turning back until he’s found exactly what he’s looking for – whether that’s a dead body, a missing father, a guitar pick, a murder weapon or a pair of lucky socks. The series also stars Michael Clarke Duncan (The Green Mile), Maddie Hasson, & Mercedes Masohn (Three Rivers).
Tonight is also the series premiere of Rob on CBS at 8:30/7:30c. The show stars Rob Schneider as a lifelong bachelor who just married into a tight-knit Mexican-American family. Rob is a successful landscape architect who, after a whirlwind romance, marries Maggie, a beautiful, smart book translator, who is way out of his league. After eloping in Las Vegas, Maggie and Rob must break the news to her overprotective, judgmental parents, Rosa and Fernando, that they are married. Shocked by news that they’ve eloped, the family remains skeptical of Maggie’s choice for a husband, with the exception of her uncle Hector, the black sheep of the family, who immediately declares himself Rob’s best friend. Rob hopes he will one day win over his new in-laws, aunts, uncles and Maggie’s Abuelita, and live happily ever after with his one true love, Maggie. In addition to Schneider, the show stars Cheech Marin (Nash Bridges, Nadine Velazquez (My Name is Earl), Lupe Ontiveros (Desperate Housewives), Ricky Rico, Manolo Travieso, Juan Martinez, & Eugenio Derbez.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Rob on CBS at 8:30/7:30c. The show stars Rob Schneider as a lifelong bachelor who just married into a tight-knit Mexican-American family. Rob is a successful landscape architect who, after a whirlwind romance, marries Maggie, a beautiful, smart book translator, who is way out of his league. After eloping in Las Vegas, Maggie and Rob must break the news to her overprotective, judgmental parents, Rosa and Fernando, that they are married. Shocked by news that they’ve eloped, the family remains skeptical of Maggie’s choice for a husband, with the exception of her uncle Hector, the black sheep of the family, who immediately declares himself Rob’s best friend. Rob hopes he will one day win over his new in-laws, aunts, uncles and Maggie’s Abuelita, and live happily ever after with his one true love, Maggie. In addition to Schneider, the show stars Cheech Marin (Nash Bridges, Nadine Velazquez (My Name is Earl), Lupe Ontiveros (Desperate Housewives), Ricky Rico, Manolo Travieso, Juan Martinez, & Eugenio Derbez.
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Ricky Gervais (The Office) & James Durbin (American Idol) are two of the guests on Conan, on TBS at 11/10c.
Betty White is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Hugh Laurie (House) is one of the guests on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Betty White is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Hugh Laurie (House) is one of the guests on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Premiere* – Rob (#101) – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *Series Premiere* – The Finder (#FIN-101) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – 30 Rock (#601) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *Special* – 17th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards – VH1 @ 8/7c (2-Hour Special)
- *New* – Beyond Scared Straight (#15/209) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – Bones (#BON-706) – FOX @ 8/7c (Winter Finale)
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Grey’s Anatomy (#811) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Hook, Line & Sisters (#104/105) – TLC @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Jersey Shore (#502-60) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 1:36AM/12:36AMc
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Man, Woman, Wild (#210) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – NY Ink (#203) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Parks and Recreation (#411) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Person of Interest (#111) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Private Practice (#511) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Project Runway: All Stars (#102) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Big Bang Theory (#512) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Firm (#103) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – The First 48 – A&E @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Mentalist (#411) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Office (#811) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Real Housewives of Atlanta (#409A) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Secret Circle (#111) – The CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Vampire Diaries (#311) – The CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Up All Night (#112) – NBC @ 9:31/8:31c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#605) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *New* – Wipeout (#503) – ABC @ 8/7c
Friday
Friday features 2 season premieres & 1 series finale, so check out tonight’s schedule!
Click here for “late night” guests schedules
Jennifer Hudson (American Idol) is one of the guests on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, on NBC at 11:35/10:35c.
Miranda Cosgrove (iCarly) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Kristen Bell (Hosue of Lies, Veronica Mars) & Louie Anderson are two of the guests on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Miranda Cosgrove (iCarly) is one of the guests on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, on NBC at 12:37AM/11:37PMc.
Kristen Bell (Hosue of Lies, Veronica Mars) & Louie Anderson are two of the guests on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, on CBS at 1:37AM/12:37AMc.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Finale* – Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (#913A/913B) – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour Series Finale)
- *Season Premiere* – Real Time with Bill Maher (#233/1001) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – Sweet Home Alabama (#301-120) – CMT @ 9/8c (2-Hour Season Premiere)
- *New* – A Gifted Man (#111) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Blue Bloods (#211) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Chuck (#510) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Confessions: Animal Hoarding (#308) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – CSI: NY (#811) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Fashion Police – E! @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Flying Wild Alaska (#212) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Four Weddings (#324) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Fringe (#FR-408) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Grimm (#108) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Kitchen Nightmares (#KN-409) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Late Night with Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
- *New* – Late Show with David Letterman – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Merlin (#402) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – Nikita (#212) – The CW @ 8/7c
- *New* – Portlandia (#202) – IFC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (#303/304) – TLC @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Star Wars: The Clone Wars (#414) – Cartoon Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Supernatural – The CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (#202) – IFC @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Life & Times of Tim (#25/305) – HBO @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno – NBC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Tyler Perry’s House of Payne (#211/819 & 212/820) – TBS @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
Saturday
Saturday is the 75-minute series premiere of The Fades on BBC America at 9/8c. Seventeen-year-old geek Paul (Iain De Caestecker, Young Herriot) is haunted by apocalyptic dreams that his therapist can’t explain. Neither can best friend and fellow social outcast, Mac (Daniel Kaluuya, Johnny English Reborn), or unsympathetic and much cooler twin sister, Anna (Lily Loveless, Skins). But trying to fit in becomes the least of Paul and Mac’s worries, as Paul’s horrific dreams become a reality and they are embroiled in a battle between the living and the dead.
Tonight is a new episode of The Graham Norton Show on BBC America at 10/9c. Guests include Madonna, Andrea Riseborough, & James D’Arcy.
Following that is a new episode of Would You Rather? with Graham Norton on BBC America at 11/10c. Guest include Faith Salie, Sherrod Small, Jessi Klein, & Dave Hill.
Also, tonight is a new episode of Saturday Night Live on NBC at 11:29/10:29c. Tonight’s host is Daniel Radcliffe, with musical guest Lana Del Rey.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Premiere* – The Fades (#101-75) – BBC America @ 9/8c (75-Minute Series Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Pit Boss (#301) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c
- *Sports* – AFC Playoffs: Lowest Reminaing AFC Seed at New England Patriots – CBS @ 8/7c
- *Sports* – NFC Playoffs: Highest Remaining NFC Seed at San Francisco 49ers – FOX @ 4:30/3:30c
- *Special* – The 2012 Miss America Pageant – ABC @ 9/8c (2-Hour Special)
- *New* – Pit Bulls & Parolees (#308) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
- *New* – Saturday Night Live (#3712) – NBC @ 11:29/10:29c
- *New* – The Graham Norton Show (#1010) – BBC America @ 10/9c
- *New* – Would You Rather? With Graham Norton (#107) – BBC America @ 11/10c
That’s it! Hope you all have a great week!
— Jenny
I think you forgot to label 30 Rock as Season premiere 😉
Whoops. Thanks! Will go check. lol I’m working with a broken keyboard on my laptop and no sleep. Ugh. lol