If We Controlled Your Remote… 7/24/19

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Phoebe’s Choice

While I still don’t have a complete handle on what/why Pop is, I do know that the hilarious new show Florida Girls airs on it. Having just spent a month living in Clearwater and being no stranger to Florida trailer park madness, this show hits close to home. It follows four 20-something roommates who share a trailer and a workplace in Clearwater, FL. They are slightly on the trashy side, but the most responsible of the quartet, Shelby, is determined to get the money together for her GED to get the heck out of the town eventually. They’ve been airing 2 episodes every Wednesday, so the ten-episode season one will be done quickly.

Last week’s second episode started with the girls dressed in super fashionable black outfits, scraping together the $2.79 for a small soda and a lottery ticket. They won $800 with the scratch-off lotto ticket. They were in the fash black outfits cause they were going to the funeral of local party guru, Josh Travis. Shelby tried to encourage the other girls to invest in GED classes too. Jayla noticed a guy that was in an expensive watch, and it turned out to be Erica’s brother, Matty, all cleaned up and sober. Jesus saved him. Shelby roped the other girls into going on a kayaking trip with Matty. She hoped that maybe religion would inspire them to invest their lotto winnings smarter. Jayla pretended to be Christian to get Matty interested in her. Erica found a blunt roach in the sand and thought Jesus wants her to invest her money in becoming a pot dealer.

Kaitlin accidentally let all the kayaks float away, stranding them on the island. Matty snapped and lost his shit, telling Jesus to eff off and then chasing the pastor who convinced him of his new faith around the beach. When Kaitlin realized they had been on Josh Travis’s party island the whole time, she declared that Jesus wanted her to invest her money in an island party. The girls pointed out to Shelby maybe she just was too scared to get her GED without them, and she confessed they were right. The episode ended with Shelby deciding to swim for the mainland as her friends cheered her on. About ten yards out, she paused to turn and give them the finger. Why is this so relatable?

On tonight’s first episode, “What’s Your Favorite Boat,” the girls get a taste of the privileged life when they visit Breezy Lopez, a rich girl from high school; a glimpse of Breezy’s idyllic family makes Shelby realize the cracks in her relationship with her mother.

Then on the second episode, “Stop Pretending to Read,” when Shelby buys a book that makes her realize the girls have been objectified by men, she tries to tackle the issue at her bikini bartending job.

Don’t miss the Florida fun tonight on Pop at 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c.

I guess Wednesdays are my strongest TV night right now, ’cause I’ll also be watching the penultimate Archer: 1999 episode plus Full Frontal with Samantha Bee & Krypton.

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If We Controlled Your Remote… 7/23/19

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Phoebe’s Choice

I have been looking for summer content, so I decided to give the Pandora premiere last week a try. It’s sci-fi & on The CW, who does a great job on the Arrowverse, so why not? Well. It’s not the best sci-fi I’ve ever experienced, but I am not throwing tomatoes at the screen just yet.

The bizarre pilot opened with Jax, our main character, going for a jog on her planet, when her parents were obliterated by an attack. Fast forward to her being admitted into some academy back on Earth that a relative got her into. That escalated strangely. Okay, next we met and befriended alien Ralen & former sex slave & clone Atria Nine, cause a girl needs supporting cast. Where would Buffy be without Willow after all? They formed a study group, (what is this, Community??), and then Jax needed to check out the remains of her old home.

Once on her homeworld, at the site of her parents’ slaughter, she and the gang were attacked by some weird alien species but were able to duck into a vortex that put them in a safe pocket dimension during the laser bombardment. I was trying to figure out where they found the cool cave that most of these scenes were shot in, and I read that the entire show was produced in Bulgaria. Okay, that tracks. We also learned that Professor Osbourne from the academy was an undercover detective who suspected wrongdoing from the human upper tier. And that’s it. Left on a weird cliffhanger in a Bulgarian cave.

Visually, it is a well-done TV show. The writing so far seems kind of slopped together. I’ll watch it for now, until it either jumps shark or my better Tuesday night shows come back. Check it out if you are content starved. Otherwise you’re not missing the next Expanse or anything.

On tonight’s episode, “Chimes of Freedom,” when Atria Nine learns that Adari leader, Seeker Creston Hubbell, will be speaking on campus, she enlists the help of Jax and the study group to stand up against her former masters to help free her clone sisters and brothers from oppression on her homeworld.

Check out this new sci-fi drama tonight on The CW at 8/7c.

I’m also watching Young Justice.

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Tuesday on TV – 7/23/19

Series Premiere

Specials/Sports

  • Who Killed Garrett Phillips? – HBO @ 8/7c (90-Minute Special Pt 1)
  • The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Bravo @ 9/8c (1-Hour “Reunion” Special Pt 2)

New

  • Alternatino with Arturo Castro (#106) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
  • Ambitions (#106) – OWN @ 10/9c
  • America Unearthed (#408) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
  • American Pickers – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • America’s Got Talent (#1408) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • Animal Kingdom (#409) – TNT @ 9/8c
  • Black Ink Crew: Chicago (#518) – VH1 @ 8/7c
  • Blood & Treasure (#BAT111) – CBS @ 10/9c
  • Bring the Funny (#103) – NBC @ 10:01/9:01c
  • Chopped – Food Network @ 9/8c
  • Chopped Junior – Food Network @ 8/7c
  • Chrisley Knows Best (#710) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • Dance Moms (#809) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
  • Deadliest Catch (#1516) – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c & 9/8c (1-Hour “On Deck” Special & 1 New Episode)
  • Drunk History (#614) – Comedy Central @ 10/9c
  • Ex on the Beach (#302) – MTV @ 8/7c
  • Expedition Unknown – Travel Channel @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • Food Truck Nation (#201) – Cooking Channel @ 9/8c
  • Good Trouble (#2006) – Freeform @ 8/7c
  • Ink Master (#1207) – Paramount @ 10/9c
  • Jasper & Errol’s First Time (#107) – Viceland @ 10:30/9:30c
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • Love Island (#111) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • Man v Food – Cooking Channel @ 10/9c
  • Most Expensivest (#307) – Viceland @ 10/9c
  • Miz & Mrs (#115) – USA Network @ 10:30/9:30c
  • Outdaughtered (#507) – TLC @ 9/8c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • Paid Off with Michael Torpey (#V214) – TruTV @ 10/9c
  • Pandora (#102) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • Pose (#206) – FX @ 10/9c
  • Real Story of… (#205) – Reelz @ 9/8c
  • Tales (#204) – BET @ 9/8c
  • The 100 (#611) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • The Daily Show with Trevor Noah – Comedy Central @ 11/10c
  • The Detour (#406) – TBS @ 10:30/9:30c
  • The Disappearance (#103) – WGN America @ 10/9c
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
  • The Next Big Thing (#103) – BET @ 10/9c
  • The Profit – CNBC @ 9/8c
  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
  • Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#16117) – Bravo @ 11/10c
  • WWE Smackdown – USA Network @ 8/7c
  • Young Justice (#319) – DCU @ 9AM/8AMc

ABC

  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 11:35/10:35c

CBS

  • *New*Love Island (#111) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Blood & Treasure (#BAT111) @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*The Late Late Show with James Corden @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc

NBC

  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1408) @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Bring the Funny (#103) @ 10:01/9:01c
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon @ 11:34/10:34c
  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc

The CW

  • *New*Pandora (#102) @ 8/7c
  • *New*The 100 (#611) @ 9/8c

BET

  • *New*Tales (#204) @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Next Big Thing (#103) @ 10/9c

Bravo

  • *Special*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills @ 9/8c (1-Hour “Reunion” Special Pt 2)
  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#16117) @ 11/10c

CNBC

  • *New*The Profit @ 9/8c
  • *Series Premiere*Cash Pad (#101) @ 10/9c

Comedy Central

  • *New*Drunk History (#614) @ 10/9c
  • *New*Alternatino with Arturo Castro (#106) @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*The Daily Show with Trevor Noah @ 11/10c

Cooking Channel

  • *New*Man v Food @ 10/9c

Cooking Channel

  • *New*Food Truck Nation (#201) @ 9/8c

DCU

  • *New*Young Justice (#319) @ 9AM/8AMc

Discovery Channel

  • *New*Deadliest Catch (#1516) @ 8/7c & 9/8c (1-Hour “On Deck” Special & 1 New Episode)

Food Network

  • *New*Chopped Junior @ 8/7c
  • *New*Chopped @ 9/8c

Freeform

  • *New*Good Trouble (#2006) @ 8/7c

FX

  • *New*Pose (#206) @ 10/9c

HBO

  • *Special*Who Killed Garrett Phillips? @ 8/7c (90-Minute Special Pt 1)

History Channel

  • *New*American Pickers @ 9/8c

Lifetime

  • *New*Dance Moms (#809) @ 9/8c

MTV

  • *New*Ex on the Beach (#302) @ 8/7c

OWN

  • *New*Ambitions (#106) @ 10/9c

Paramount

  • *New*Ink Master (#1207) @ 10/9c

Reelz

  • *New*Real Story of… (#205) @ 9/8c

TBS

  • *New*The Detour (#406) @ 10:30/9:30c

TLC

  • *New*Outdaughtered (#507) @ 9/8c (2-Hour New Episode)

TNT

  • *New*Animal Kingdom (#409) @ 9/8c

Travel Channel

  • *New*Expedition Unknown @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*America Unearthed (#408) @ 10/9c

TruTV

  • *New*Paid Off with Michael Torpey (#V214) @ 10/9c

USA Network

  • *New*WWE Smackdown @ 8/7c
  • *New*Chrisley Knows Best (#710) @ 10/9c
  • *New*Miz & Mrs (#115) @ 10:30/9:30c

VH1

  • *New*Black Ink Crew: Chicago (#518) @ 8/7c

Viceland

  • *New*Most Expensivest (#307) @ 10/9c
  • *New*Jasper & Errol’s First Time (#107) @ 10:30/9:30c

WGN America

  • *New*The Disappearance (#103) @ 10/9c

9:00AM/8:00AMc

  • *New*Young Justice (#319) – DCU

8:00/7:00c

  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1408) – NBC (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Black Ink Crew: Chicago (#518) – VH1
  • *New*Chopped Junior – Food Network
  • *New*Deadliest Catch (#1516) – Discovery Channel (1-Hour “On Deck” Special)
  • *New*Expedition Unknown – Travel Channel (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Good Trouble (#2006) – Freeform
  • *New*Love Island (#111) – CBS
  • *New*Pandora (#102) – The CW
  • *Special*Who Killed Garrett Phillips? – HBO (90-Minute Special Pt 1)
  • *New*WWE Smackdown – USA Network

9:00/8:00c

  • *New*American Pickers – History Channel
  • *New*Animal Kingdom (#409) – TNT
  • *New*Chopped – Food Network
  • *New*Dance Moms (#809) – Lifetime
  • *New*Deadliest Catch (#1516) – Discovery Channel (1 New Episode)
  • *New*Ex on the Beach (#302) – MTV
  • *New*Food Truck Nation (#201) – Cooking Channel
  • *New*Outdaughtered (#507) – TLC (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Real Story of… (#205) – Reelz
  • *New*Tales (#204) – BET
  • *New*The 100 (#611) – The CW
  • *New*The Profit – CNBC
  • *Special*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Bravo (1-Hour “Reunion” Special Pt 2)

10:00/9:00c

  • *New*Ambitions (#106) – OWN
  • *New*America Unearthed (#408) – Travel Channel
  • *New*Blood & Treasure (#BAT111) – CBS
  • *New*Bring the Funny (#103) – NBC (10:01/9:01c)
  • *Series Premiere*Cash Pad (#101) – CNBC
  • *New*Chrisley Knows Best (#710) – USA Network
  • *New*Drunk History (#614) – Comedy Central
  • *New*Ink Master (#1207) – Paramount
  • *New*Man v Food – Cooking Channel
  • *New*Most Expensivest (#307) – Viceland
  • *New*Paid Off with Michael Torpey (#V214) – TruTV
  • *New*Pose (#206) – FX
  • *New*The Disappearance (#103) – WGN America
  • *New*The Next Big Thing (#103) – BET

10:30/9:30c

  • *New*Alternatino with Arturo Castro (#106) – Comedy Central
  • *New*Jasper & Errol’s First Time (#107) – Viceland
  • *New*Miz & Mrs (#115) – USA Network
  • *New*The Detour (#406) – TBS

11:00/10:00c

  • *New*The Daily Show with Trevor Noah – Comedy Central
  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#16117) – Bravo

11:30/10:30c

  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC (11:35/10:35c)
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS (11:35/10:35c)
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC (11:34/10:34c)

12:30AM/11:30PMc

  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC (12:37AM/11:37PMc)
  • *New*The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS (12:37AM/11:37PMc)

Full Schedule

  • *Series Premiere*Cash Pad (#101) – CNBC @ 10/9c
  • *Special*Who Killed Garrett Phillips? – HBO @ 8/7c (90-Minute Special Pt 1)
  • *Special*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Bravo @ 9/8c (1-Hour “Reunion” Special Pt 2)
  • *New*Alternatino with Arturo Castro (#106) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*Ambitions (#106) – OWN @ 10/9c
  • *New*America Unearthed (#408) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*American Pickers – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1408) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Animal Kingdom (#409) – TNT @ 9/8c
  • *New*Black Ink Crew: Chicago (#518) – VH1 @ 8/7c
  • *New*Blood & Treasure (#BAT111) – CBS @ 10/9c
  • *New*Bring the Funny (#103) – NBC @ 10:01/9:01c
  • *New*Chopped – Food Network @ 9/8c
  • *New*Chopped Junior – Food Network @ 8/7c
  • *New*Chrisley Knows Best (#710) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • *New*Dance Moms (#809) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
  • *New*Deadliest Catch (#1516) – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c & 9/8c (1-Hour “On Deck” Special & 1 New Episode)
  • *New*Drunk History (#614) – Comedy Central @ 10/9c
  • *New*Ex on the Beach (#302) – MTV @ 8/7c
  • *New*Expedition Unknown – Travel Channel @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Food Truck Nation (#201) – Cooking Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*Good Trouble (#2006) – Freeform @ 8/7c
  • *New*Ink Master (#1207) – Paramount @ 10/9c
  • *New*Jasper & Errol’s First Time (#107) – Viceland @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • *New*Love Island (#111) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • *New*Man v Food – Cooking Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*Miz & Mrs (#115) – USA Network @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*Most Expensivest (#307) – Viceland @ 10/9c
  • *New*Outdaughtered (#507) – TLC @ 9/8c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Paid Off with Michael Torpey (#V214) – TruTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Pandora (#102) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*Pose (#206) – FX @ 10/9c
  • *New*Real Story of… (#205) – Reelz @ 9/8c
  • *New*Tales (#204) – BET @ 9/8c
  • *New*The 100 (#611) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Daily Show with Trevor Noah – Comedy Central @ 11/10c
  • *New*The Detour (#406) – TBS @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*The Disappearance (#103) – WGN America @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*The Next Big Thing (#103) – BET @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Profit – CNBC @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#16117) – Bravo @ 11/10c
  • *New*WWE Smackdown – USA Network @ 8/7c
  • *New*Young Justice (#319) – DCU @ 9AM/8AMc

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Monday on TV – 7/22/19

Season Finale

  • The Code (#COD112) – CBS @ 9/8c

Series Premiere

Specials/Sports

  • The Bachelorette – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour “Men Tell All” Special)

New

  • 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (#109) – TLC @ 9/8c
  • A Haunting (#1008) – Travel Channel @ 8/7c & 10/9c (2-Hour “Mansion of Horrors and Demonic Bar” Special & 1 New Episode)
  • American Dad – TBS @ 10/9c
  • American Pickers – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • American Ninja Warrior (#1108) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • ATL Homicide (#206) – TV One @ 9/8c
  • Beat Shazam (#BSH-309) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • Below Deck Mediterranean (#408) – Bravo @ 9/8c
  • Buried in the Backyard (#211) – Oxygen @ 8/7c
  • Cops (#3208) – Paramount @ 10/9c
  • Desus & Mero (#130) – Showtime @ 11/10c
  • Divorce (#22/304) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • Famous Fortune Fights (#109) – Reelz @ 9/8c
  • Fast n’ Loud – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c & 9/8c (2 New Episodes)
  • Final Space (#205) – Cartoon Network @ 11:30/10:30c
  • Girls Cruise (#102) – VH1 @ 9/8c
  • Grand Hotel (#106) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
  • In the Cut (#503) – Bounce TV @ 9/8c
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • Legion (#305) – FX @ 10/9c
  • Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (#819) – VH1 @ 8/7c
  • Love Island (#110) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • Pawn Star$ (#1617-60) – History Channel @ 10/9c (1-Hour New Episode)
  • Penn & Teller: Fool Us (#606) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • So You Think You Can Dance (#DAN-1607) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • The Daily Show with Trevor Noah – Comedy Central @ 11/10c
  • The Hills: New Beginnings (#105) – MTV @ 10/9c
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
  • Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#16116) – Bravo @ 11/10c
  • Whose Line Is It Anyway? (#712) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • WWE Raw – USA Network @ 8/7c
  • Years and Years (#05/105) – HBO @ 9/8c

ABC

  • *Special*The Bachelorette @ 8/7c (2-Hour “Men Tell All” Special)
  • *New*Grand Hotel (#106) @ 10:01/9:01c
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 11:35/10:35c

CBS

  • *New*Love Island (#110) @ 8/7c
  • *Season Finale*The Code (#COD112) @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*The Late Late Show with James Corden @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc

FOX

  • *New*Beat Shazam (#BSH-309) @ 8/7c
  • *New*So You Think You Can Dance (#DAN-1607) @ 9/8c

NBC

  • *New*American Ninja Warrior (#1108) @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon @ 11:34/10:34c
  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc

The CW

  • *New*Penn & Teller: Fool Us (#606) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Whose Line Is It Anyway? (#712) @ 9/8c

Bounce TV

  • *New*In the Cut (#503) @ 9/8c

Bravo

  • *New*Below Deck Mediterranean (#408) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#16116) @ 11/10c

Cartoon Network

  • *New*Final Space (#205) @ 11:30/10:30c

Comedy Central

  • *New*The Daily Show with Trevor Noah @ 11/10c

Cooking Channel

Discovery Channel

  • *New*Fast n’ Loud @ 8/7c & 9/8c (2 New Episodes)
  • *Series Premiere*Aaron Needs a Job (#101) @ 10/9c

FX

  • *New*Legion (#305) @ 10/9c

HBO

  • *New*Years and Years (#05/105) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Divorce (#22/304) @ 10/9c

History Channel

  • *New*American Pickers @ 9/8c
  • *New*Pawn Star$ (#1617-60) @ 10/9c (1-Hour New Episode)

MTV

  • *New*The Hills: New Beginnings (#105) @ 10/9c

Oxygen

  • *New*Buried in the Backyard (#211) @ 8/7c

Paramount

  • *New*Cops (#3208) @ 10/9c

Reelz

  • *New*Famous Fortune Fights (#109) @ 9/8c

Showtime

  • *New*Desus & Mero (#130) @ 11/10c

TBS

  • *New*American Dad @ 10/9c

TLC

  • *New*90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (#109) @ 9/8c
  • *Series Premiere*The Chantel Family (#101) @ 10/9c

Travel Channel

  • *New*A Haunting (#1008) @ 8/7c & 10/9c (2-Hour “Mansion of Horrors and Demonic Bar” Special & 1 New Episode)

TV One

  • *New*ATL Homicide (#206) @ 9/8c

USA Network

  • *New*WWE Raw @ 8/7c

VH1

  • *New*Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (#819) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Girls Cruise (#102) @ 9/8c

8:00/7:00c

  • *New*A Haunting (#1008) – Travel Channel (2-Hour “Mansion of Horrors and Demonic Bar” Special)
  • *New*American Ninja Warrior (#1108) – NBC (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Beat Shazam (#BSH-309) – FOX
  • *New*Buried in the Backyard (#211) – Oxygen
  • *New*Fast n’ Loud – Discovery Channel (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (#819) – VH1
  • *New*Love Island (#110) – CBS
  • *New*Penn & Teller: Fool Us (#606) – The CW
  • *Special*The Bachelorette – ABC (2-Hour “Men Tell All” Special)
  • *New*WWE Raw – USA Network

9:00/8:00c

  • *New*90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (#109) – TLC
  • *New*American Pickers – History Channel
  • *New*ATL Homicide (#206) – TV One
  • *New*Below Deck Mediterranean (#408) – Bravo
  • *New*Famous Fortune Fights (#109) – Reelz
  • *New*Fast n’ Loud – Discovery Channel (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Girls Cruise (#102) – VH1
  • *New*In the Cut (#503) – Bounce TV
  • *New*So You Think You Can Dance (#DAN-1607) – FOX
  • *Season Finale*The Code (#COD112) – CBS
  • *New*Whose Line Is It Anyway? (#712) – The CW
  • *New*Years and Years (#05/105) – HBO
  • *Series Premiere*Yum and Yummer – Cooking Channel

10:00/9:00c

  • *New*A Haunting (#1008) – Travel Channel (1 New Episode)
  • *Series Premiere*Aaron Needs a Job (#101) – Discovery Channel
  • *New*American Dad – TBS
  • *New*Cops (#3208) – Paramount
  • *New*Divorce (#22/304) – HBO
  • *New*Grand Hotel (#106) – ABC (10:01/9:01c)
  • *New*Legion (#305) – FX
  • *New*Pawn Star$ (#1617-60) – History Channel (1-Hour New Episode)
  • *Series Premiere*The Chantel Family (#101) – TLC
  • *New*The Hills: New Beginnings (#105) – MTV

11:00/10:00c

  • *New*Desus & Mero (#130) – Showtime
  • *New*The Daily Show with Trevor Noah – Comedy Central
  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#16116) – Bravo

11:30/10:30c

  • *New*Final Space (#205) – Cartoon Network
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC (11:35/10:35c)
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS (11:35/10:35c)
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC (11:34/10:34c)

12:30AM/11:30PMc

  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC (12:37AM/11:37PMc)
  • *New*The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS (12:37AM/11:37PMc)

Full Schedule

  • *Season Finale*The Code (#COD112) – CBS @ 9/8c
  • *Series Premiere*Aaron Needs a Job (#101) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
  • *Series Premiere*The Chantel Family (#101) – TLC @ 10/9c
  • *Series Premiere*Yum and Yummer – Cooking Channel @ 9/8c
  • *Special*The Bachelorette – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour “Men Tell All” Special)
  • *New*90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (#109) – TLC @ 9/8c
  • *New*A Haunting (#1008) – Travel Channel @ 8/7c & 10/9c (2-Hour “Mansion of Horrors and Demonic Bar” Special & 1 New Episode)
  • *New*American Dad – TBS @ 10/9c
  • *New*American Pickers – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*American Ninja Warrior (#1108) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*ATL Homicide (#206) – TV One @ 9/8c
  • *New*Beat Shazam (#BSH-309) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • *New*Below Deck Mediterranean (#408) – Bravo @ 9/8c
  • *New*Buried in the Backyard (#211) – Oxygen @ 8/7c
  • *New*Cops (#3208) – Paramount @ 10/9c
  • *New*Desus & Mero (#130) – Showtime @ 11/10c
  • *New*Divorce (#22/304) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • *New*Famous Fortune Fights (#109) – Reelz @ 9/8c
  • *New*Fast n’ Loud – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c & 9/8c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Final Space (#205) – Cartoon Network @ 11:30/10:30c
  • *New*Girls Cruise (#102) – VH1 @ 9/8c
  • *New*Grand Hotel (#106) – ABC @ 10:01/9:01c
  • *New*In the Cut (#503) – Bounce TV @ 9/8c
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • *New*Legion (#305) – FX @ 10/9c
  • *New*Love & Hip Hop Atlanta (#819) – VH1 @ 8/7c
  • *New*Love Island (#110) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • *New*Pawn Star$ (#1617-60) – History Channel @ 10/9c (1-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Penn & Teller: Fool Us (#606) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*So You Think You Can Dance (#DAN-1607) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Daily Show with Trevor Noah – Comedy Central @ 11/10c
  • *New*The Hills: New Beginnings (#105) – MTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#16116) – Bravo @ 11/10c
  • *New*Whose Line Is It Anyway? (#712) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • *New*WWE Raw – USA Network @ 8/7c
  • *New*Years and Years (#05/105) – HBO @ 9/8c

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If We Controlled Your Remote… 7/21/19

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Phoebe’s Choice

When Burn Notice first went off the air, there were rumors that Sam Axe & Jesse might get a spin-off series, and I prayed to FSM for it to happen. No, instead Bruce Campbell went on to do three hilarious, gory seasons of Ash vs. Evil Dead, and all was good. Maybe he’s slowing down on account of hitting his 60s, but Campbell’s latest TV gig is as the host/narrator on the latest revival of Ripley’s Believe It or Not. On this show, he won’t need a stuntman because the stunts will be done by the superstar freaks that he highlights each week! Each episode covers a few different amazing stories, and so far they have been pretty wild.

Last week started off following a Lego engineer named Aurelien Rouffiange. He had been with the toy company for years and had been a part of many large-scale projects involving the tiny building blocks. As a PR stunt, Lego tasked Rouffiange and a team to construct a sports car replica out of only Legos. I feel they sort of cheated because they custom made a bunch of pieces to get it done, but by the time they were done, they did have a full-sized drivable replica of a Bugatti Chiron.

Next we got to meet Mimi Choi, a makeup megastar whose nightmare visions have driven her to Instagram fame. For years Choi suffered from jarring nightmares of people with eyes all over their faces and people whose faces would start to split into ten faces like a refracted mirror splintering from the center. To deal with the dreams, she decided to start painting what she was seeing on her own face with makeup. Once she began putting pictures of her work on Instagram, she exploded to social media stardom and hasn’t looked back since. What was once a source of terror for her is now the source of her greatest success.

The third and final person highlighted last week was Angel Giuffria, an actual cyborg human. Angel was the first human baby to be fitted with a myoelectric arm. The device, which is shaped like a regular arm and articulated with wrist and fingers, responds to impulses from the end of the stumped-off arm she was born with in the 1980s. Now a full-grown woman, she has several more modern myoelectric arms that look more sleek and have light-up abilities she can use practically or to be festive. I was completely blown away by how well she does with it.

On tonight’s episode, “The Curious Case of…” Joseph Herscher builds comical chain-reaction machines in the style of Rube Goldberg; Christian Stoinev grows up in the circus and becomes an acrobat.

Don’t miss the fun tonight on Travel Channel at 9/8c.

I’ll also be watching Perpetual Grace and Ancient Aliens.

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