Welcome to a new week of TV! There are a few premieres and finales as well as a lot of regular episodes back this week, so be sure to check out the schedule so you don’t miss anything!
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Sunday
Sunday features 1 series premiere & 1 season premiere. To read more about the new series, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Live to Tell on History Channel at 10/9c. This show gives viewers a personal, intimate and revealing look into recent U.S. Special Operations Forces missions, as told by those who experienced the front lines of the ongoing War on Terror. Since 2001, the Army Rangers, the Navy Seals, and the Green Berets have been fighting the War on Terror. It remains the longest war in American history. For the past 15 years, they have been at the tip of the spear, honorably risking their lives for their country and one another. This is a harrowing and impactful portrayal of the triumphs and sacrifices the United States Special Operations Forces have endured on the battlefields of Afghanistan and Iraq. Driven by first person storytelling, archival footage and original cinematic sequences, each episode is a visceral perspective of the human experience of war. It will feature the stories of Charlie Platoon and the story of Marc Lee; The Red Wings Recovery — the Army Rangers recovery story of Marcus Luttrell, the United States Navy SEAL which the 2013 film, Lone Survivor, was based off of; A Battle for Haditha Dam — a strategically key location in Operation Iraqi Freedom; Task Force Merrill — a team of U.S. Army Rangers that set out on a mission to engage the Taliban and gather intelligence; Roberts Ridge — a quick reaction force of U.S. Army Rangers that endured the snowy mountains of Afghanistan to rescue a missing Navy SEAL; Objective Breton — a group of U.S. Army Rangers who went after a jihadist network; Ranger Machine — in Iraq in 2006, a team of U.S. Army Rangers lead a covert operation to take out a group of Al-Qaeda high value targets; and The Green Berets of 7115 — a group of Special Forces got ambushed by Taliban fighters and had to fight their way to safety after a teammate is critically shot.
Also on tonight:
- *Series Premiere* – Live to Tell (#101) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – Shameless (#601) – Showtime @ 9/8c
- *Special* – Countdown to the Red Carpet: The 2016 Golden Globe Awards – E! @ 4/3c (2-Hour Special)
- *Special* – E! After Party: 2016 Golden Globe Awards – E! @ 11/10c (1-Hour Special)
- *Special* – Live from the the Red Carpet: The 2016 Golden Globe Awards – E! @ 6/5c (2-Hour Special)
- *Special* – The 73rd Annual Golden Globe Awards – NBC @ 7/6c & 8/7c (1-Hour “Arrivals” Special & 3-Hour “Award Show” Special)
- *New* – Alaska: The Last Frontier (#515) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – America’s Funniest Home Videos (#2611) – ABC @ 7/6c
- *New* – Ax Men (#908) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Bordertown (#BOR-106) – FOX @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Cooper Barrett’s Guide to Surviving Life (#GSL-104) – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – CSI: Cyber (#CYB211) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Cutthroat Kitchen – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Downton Abbey – PBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Family Guy (#FG-1308) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *New* – Galavant (#203/204) – ABC @ 8/7c (1-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – Guy’s Grocery Games – Food Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Hoarders (#92/98) – A&E @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Keeping Up with the Kardashians (#1108) – E! @ 9/8c
- *New* – Long Island Medium (#802/803) – TLC @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Madam Secretary (#MS211) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Married By Mom & Dad (#105) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Mike Tyson Mysteries (#19) – Cartoon Network @ 12:15AM/11:15PMc
- *New* – Robot Chicken (#809) – Cartoon Network @ 11:59/10:59c
- *New* – Steve Austin’s Broken Skull Challenge (#302) – CMT @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Good Wife (#GW711) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Real Housewives of Atlanta (#810) – Bravo @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Royals (#209) – E! @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Simpsons (#SI-2704) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#13006) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *New* – Work Out New York (#105) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – Worst Cooks in America – Food Network @ 9/8c
Monday
Monday features 1 season premiere, so check out tonight’s schedule!
Also on tonight:
- *Season Premiere* – Cake Wars – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Diesel Brothers (#102) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Fast n’ Loud (#802) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Guilty Pleasures – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Kids Baking Championship – Food Network @ 8/7c
- *New* – Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:36AM/11:36PMc
- *New* – Love & Hip Hop (#605) – VH1 @ 8/7c
- *New* – Superstore (#105) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Telenovela (#105) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – The Bachelor (#2002) – ABC @ 8/7c & 10:01/9:01c (2-Hour New Episode & 1-Hour “Bachelor Live” Special)
- *New* – The Biggest Loser (#1702) – NBC @ 9/8c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
- *New* – Top 5 Restaurants – Food Network @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Untying the Knot (#205) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Unwrapped 2.0 – Cooking Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Vanderpump Rules (#411) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#13007) – Bravo @ 11/10c
Tuesday
Tuesday features 1 series premiere & 5 season finales. To read more about the new series, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Shadowhunters on Freeform (formerly ABC Family) at 9/8c. Based on the bestselling young adult fantasy book series The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare, the show follows 18-year-old Clary Fray, who finds out on her birthday that she is not who she thinks she is but rather comes from a long line of Shadowhunters — human-angel hybrids who hunt down demons. When her mother, Jocelyn, is kidnapped, Clary is thrown into the world of demon hunting with mysterious Shadowhunter Jace and her best friend, Simon. Now living among faeries, warlocks, vampires and werewolves, Clary begins a journey of self-discovery as she learns more about her past and what her future may hold.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Booze Traveler (#216) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Born This Way (#06/106) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – Christina Milian Turned Up (#209-60) – E! @ 10/9c
- *Season Finale* – MasterChef Canada – Cooking Channel @ 9/8c
- *Series Premiere* – Shadowhunters (#101) – Freeform (form. ABC Family) @ 9/8c
- *Special* – MadTV 20th Anniversary Reunion – The CW @ 8/7c (1-Hour Special)
- *Special* – State of the Union Address 2016 – ABC, CBS, FOX, NBC @ 9/8c (90-Minute Special)
- *New* – 10 Things – TruTV @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Almost Genius (#103) – TruTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – #BlackLove (#06/106) – FYI @ 10:16/9:16c
- *New* – Chopped – Food Network @ 8/7c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Dance Moms (#602) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *New* – Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce (#207) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Grandfathered (#GF-110) – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Hollywood Game Night (#402) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – iZombie – The CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Inside the NFL – Showtime @ 9/8c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Kate Plus 8 (#406) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Killing Fields (#102) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:36AM/11:36PMc
- *New* – Married at First Sight (#307) – A&E @ 9/8c (1-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – Married at First Sight (#307) – FYI @ 9/8c (76-Minute New Episode)
- *New* – Moonshiners (#509) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – New Girl (#NG-501) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Pitch Slapped (#102) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – Pretty Little Liars (#611) – Freeform (form. ABC Family) @ 8/7c
- *New* – Real Husbands of Hollywood (#410) – BET @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – RocketJump (#108) – hulu @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
- *New* – Teen Wolf – MTV @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Curse of Oak Island (#310/310A) – History Channel @ 9/8c & 10:03/9:03c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – The Expanse (#106) – Syfy @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Little Couple (#802) – TLC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (#607) – Bravo @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Shannara Chronicles (#103) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#13008) – Bravo @ 11/10c
- *New* – Zoe Ever After (#102) – BET @ 10/9c
Wednesday
Wednesday features 2 series premieres, 5 season premieres, & 1 season finale. To read more about the new series, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Second Chance on FOX at 9/8c. Rob Kazinsky (True Blood) stars as a disgraced, 75-year-old ex-sheriff, who dies at the hands of corrupt cops. He is brought back to life — by a pair of young tech scientists who are founders of a social networking empire — and given a second chance as a 35-year-old with unpredictable near-superhuman abilities.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Teachers on TV Land at 11/10c. Six elementary school teachers try to mold young minds, even though their own lives aren’t really together.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Teachers on TV Land at 11/10c. Six elementary school teachers try to mold young minds, even though their own lives aren’t really together.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – American Horror Story (#512) – FX @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – Second Chance (#SCH-101) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *Series Premiere* – Teachers (#101) – TV Land @ 11/10c
- *Season Premiere* – Dual Survival (#601) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Duck Dynasty (#95/905 & 92/902) – A&E @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Face Off (#1001) – Syfy @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Mob Wives (#601/602) – VH1 @ 8/7c & 9/8c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Younger (#201/202) – TV Land @ 10/9c (1-Hour Season Premiere)
- *New* – 2 Broke Girls (#2BG506) – CBS @ 8/7c (100th Episode)
- *New* – American Crime (#202) – ABC @ 10/9c
- *New* – American Idol (#ID-1505) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – American Pickers (#V1112) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – black-ish (#209) – ABC @ 9:31/8:31c
- *New* – Chicago PD (#311) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Code Black (#CB112) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Criminal Minds (#CM1111) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Expedition Unknown (#215) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Finding My Father (#106) – Oxygen @ 9/8c
- *New* – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (#1104) – FXX @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:36AM/11:36PMc
- *New* – Law & Order: SVU (#1711) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Man Seeking Woman (#202) – FXX @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Master P’s Family Empire (#106/107) – Reelz @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Mike & Molly (#MAM603) – CBS @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – Modern Family (#710) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Mystery Diners – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Newlyweds: The First Year (#303) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Pawn Star$ (#V1714) – History Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Property Brothers – HGTV @ 9/8c
- *New* – Restaurant Startup (#302) – CNBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Rev Runs Around the World (#113/114) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Rich in Faith (#107) – Oxygen @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Challenge (#2707) – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – The Goldbergs (#312) – ABC @ 8:30/7:30c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Middle (#712) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Mysteries of Laura (#210) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#13009) – Bravo @ 11/10c
Thursday
Thursday features 3 series premieres, 2 season premieres, & 1 season finale. To read more about the new series, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!
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Tonight is the series premiere of Colony on USA Network at 10/9c. From Carlton Cuse (Lost) and Ryan Condal (Hercules), this show centers on one family’s struggle to survive and bring liberty back to the people of an occupied Los Angeles. SAG winner Josh Holloway (Lost) stars as former FBI agent Will Bowman and Satellite Award winner Sarah Wayne Callies (The Walking Dead, Prison Break) stars as his wife, Katie, in the series which takes place in a dangerous world of divided ideologies. While some choose to collaborate with the occupation and benefit from the new order, others rebel and suffer the consequences.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Greatest Party Story Ever on MTV at 10:30/9:30c. This half-hour weekly show will showcase peoples’ most outrageous and epic tales covering everything from debauchery and friendship, to celebrity encounters all with a comedic tone. The funniest, craziest, most unbelievable stories will be brought to life through first-person storytelling & unique styles of animation.
Finally, tonight is the series premiere of Idiotsitter on Comedy Central at 10:30/9:30c. The show follows Billie (Charlotte Newhouse, The Big Bang Theory), a cash-strapped, straight and narrow Ivy League grad hired to babysit Gene (Jillian Bell, Workaholics, The Night Before), an heiress who is under house arrest in her daddy’s mansion. The ten-episode season also features Stephen Root (Boardwalk Empire) as Gene’s permissive and oblivious dad and Jennifer Elise Cox (The Brady Bunch Movie, Web Therapy) as her stepmother.
Tonight is also the series premiere of Greatest Party Story Ever on MTV at 10:30/9:30c. This half-hour weekly show will showcase peoples’ most outrageous and epic tales covering everything from debauchery and friendship, to celebrity encounters all with a comedic tone. The funniest, craziest, most unbelievable stories will be brought to life through first-person storytelling & unique styles of animation.
Finally, tonight is the series premiere of Idiotsitter on Comedy Central at 10:30/9:30c. The show follows Billie (Charlotte Newhouse, The Big Bang Theory), a cash-strapped, straight and narrow Ivy League grad hired to babysit Gene (Jillian Bell, Workaholics, The Night Before), an heiress who is under house arrest in her daddy’s mansion. The ten-episode season also features Stephen Root (Boardwalk Empire) as Gene’s permissive and oblivious dad and Jennifer Elise Cox (The Brady Bunch Movie, Web Therapy) as her stepmother.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret (#304/305/306) – IFC @ 10/9c, 10:30/9:30c, & 11/10c (3 New Episodes Including Season Finale)
- *Series Premiere* – Colony (#101) – USA Network @ 10/9c
- *Series Premiere* – Greatest Party Story Ever – MTV @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Series Premiere* – Idiotsitter (#101) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Season Premiere* – Degrassi: Next Class – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Season Premiere)
- *Season Premiere* – Workaholics (#601) – Comedy Central @ 10/9c
- *Special* – The World Dog Awards – The CW @ 8/7c (2-Hour Special)
- *New* – American Idol (#ID-1506/07) – FOX @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – Angel from Hell (#AFH112) – CBS @ 9:30/8:30c
- *New* – Beat Bobby Flay – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Beyond the Tank (#106) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Child Genius (#202) – Lifetime @ 8/7c
- *New* – Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
- *New* – Elementary (#ELE408) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Food Factory – FYI @ 12PM/11AMc & 1/12c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Food Porn (#11/111 & 12/112) – FYI @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Growing Up Hip Hop (#102) – WE @ 10/9c
- *New* – Heroes Reborn (#512) – NBC @ 8/7c
- *New* – I Love Kellie Pickler (#111) – CMT @ 10/9c
- *New* – Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:36AM/11:36PMc
- *New* – Life in Pieces (#LIP113) – CBS @ 8:31/7:31c
- *New* – Lip Sync Battle (#202) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Mom (#MOM307) – CBS @ 9:01/8:01c
- *New* – My Diet is Better Than Your Diet (#103/104) – ABC @ 9/8c (2-Hour New Episode)
- *New* – Nightwatch (#16/208) – A&E @ 10/9c
- *New* – Project Runway Junior (#107) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *New* – Ridiculousness – MTV @ 10/9c
- *New* – Shades of Blue (#102) – NBC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Tamar & Vince (#404) – WE @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Big Bang Theory – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – The Blacklist (#310) – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The First 48 (#308/1507) – A&E @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 1:37AM/12:37AMc
- *New* – The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
- *New* – Top Chef (#1306) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – Watch What Happens: Live (#13010) – Bravo @ 11/10c
Friday
Friday features 5 season premieres, so check out tonight’s schedule!
Also on tonight:
- *Season Premiere* – Burgers, Brew & ‘Que – Food Network @ 10:30/9:30c
- *Season Premiere* – Hell’s Kitchen (#HK-1501) – FOX @ 9/8c
- *Season Premiere* – Real Time with Bill Maher (#373/1401) – HBO @ 10/9c
- *Season Premiere* – The People’s Couch (#401-60) – Bravo @ 10/9c
- *New* – American Diner Revival – Food Network @ 9/8c
- *New* – American Restoration (#V703-60) – History Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Blue Bloods (#BB611) – CBS @ 10/9c
- *New* – Bring It! (#303) – Lifetime @ 9/8c
- *New* – Diners, Drive-ins & Dives – Food Network @ 10/9c
- *New* – Dr. Ken (#111) – ABC @ 8:31/7:31c
- *New* – Ex Isle (#102) – WE @ 10/9c
- *New* – Gold Rush (#614) – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c & 9/8c (1-Hour “The Dirt” Special & 1 New Episode)
- *New* – Hawaii Five-0 (#HF612) – CBS @ 9/8c
- *New* – Last Man Standing (#513) – ABC @ 8/7c
- *New* – Love at First Swipe (#111) – TLC @ 10:30/9:30c
- *New* – Love, Lust or Run (#214) – TLC @ 10/9c
- *New* – Marriage Boot Camp (#605) – WE @ 9/8c
- *New* – MasterChef: Junior (#JRM-410) – FOX @ 8/7c
- *New* – Mysteries at the Castle (#302) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Reign (#309) – The CW @ 9/8c
- *New* – Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (#905/906) – TLC @ 9/8c & 9:30/8:30c (2 New Episodes)
- *New* – Shark Tank (#707) – ABC @ 9/8c
- *New* – The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
- *New* – The Rap Game (#103) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
- *New* – Undateable – NBC @ 9/8c
- *New* – Undercover Boss (#UB702) – CBS @ 8/7c
- *New* – Unforgettable (#409) – A&E @ 8/7c
Saturday
Saturday is the season finale of Spotless on Esquire at 10/9c.
Tonight is also a new episode of Saturday Night Live on NBC at 11:29/10:29c, with host Adam Driver & musical guest Chris Stapleton.
Also on tonight:
- *Season Finale* – Spotless (#110) – Esquire @ 10/9c
- *New* – Ghost Adventures – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
- *New* – Mythbusters (#1902) – Discovery Channel @ 8/7c
- *New* – Saturday Night Live (#4110) – NBC @ 11:29/10:29c
- *New* – The Dead Files (#V702) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
- *New* – Tiny House Hunting (#45/306) – FYI @ 9/8c
- *New* – Tiny House World (#06/106) – FYI @ 9:30/8:30c
That’s it! Hope you all have a great week!
— Jenny
Love your page, but are you missing the Series Premiere of the Josh Holloway series “Colony” on Thursday the 14th?
Ack! I was. I skipped it, thinking I’d go back in and add it (same for the other series premieres) when I was editing the other new episodes, and then I missed it. heh Thank you! It’s been added in now. 🙂
Teen mom og started last Monday still not on the schedule just fyi
There are a few things I refuse to post. One is Honey Boo Boo. Another is Teen Mom. Sorry.
Just wanted to say, I applaud this decision. I’m sure some people will think it’s arbitrary or stupid, but at least one person doesn’t 🙂
You can make that two. I have no use for reality shows. I think they celebrate the worst in humanity and reward people for behaving badly. Kids see that and they all think they can get rich by being famous for being mean or an idiot or both.