If We Controlled Your Remote… 3/24/19

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Phoebe’s Choice

Midway through last season, we knew that American Gods was going to be a major departure from the novel it is based on. I say this mostly because of how they made Shadow’s dead wife a revenant (undead) main character, whereas in the book she came back for 3 seconds at the end of a six-hundred-page epic after being dead the whole time. This latest episode was predominantly invented for the show, with some elements that came from the book. We started last week with Shadow being held captive by Mr. Town, who was trying to figure out why one human could be so important to Mr. Wednesday, the ancient Norse God Odin’s modern identity. In the aftermath of the battle at the Carousel, an actual scene from the book, Wednesday sent the Jinn to retrieve his magical spear. Since Laura Moon, the undead wife, wanted to find Shadow, the Leprechaun Mad Sweeney tagged along with her – she had his lucky coin and was using it to keep from rotting, as seen last season.

A surprise team-up saw Mr. World, the leader of the New Gods, meeting the ancient love Goddess Bilquis to discuss an alliance. As the Leprechaun & Laura tracked Shadow’s location, the Irish beast offered her an alternative means to maybe get resurrected: a devil in New Orleans that he knew. Meanwhile, Techboy was on a mission from Mr. World to retrieve Media, who was obliterated in season’s finale at the Easter battle. Media was reforming herself, slowly, mostly as an online voice. He found her at Times Square in New York though. She would return to help when she was healed, she said.

The torture Mr. Town was subjecting Shadow to was sending him through a series of memories. We saw that Odin once met him as his mother was being diagnosed with cancer. He gave him a coin then vanished. Laura and the Leprechaun followed Shadow’s trail to the site of the Easter battle then determined he was on a train. She hopped right on it, determined to rescue her man. Mad Sweeney followed, determined to eventually get his coin back. In the flashbacks, Shadow relived his mother’s death. Crazy-assed Odin parked his car on train tracks while giving a big speech about sacrifice. Sweeney & Laura battled their way to Shadow and were just about to free him when the train hit Odin’s car.

WTF?!?!? Well, that wasn’t in the book, but okay, let’s see where we go from here. As usual, the production value and the acting in this are amazeballz. The season is only eight episodes long, and tonight is number three, so #ketchup.

On tonight’s episode, “Muninn,” as he is tracked by Mr. World, Shadow makes his way to Cairo, thanks to a ride from Sam Black Crow; Mr. Wednesday slyly gains Laura’s help in forging an alliance with a powerful god.

To see how Mr. Wednesday gains Laura’s help, tune in to Starz at 8/7c.

I’ll also be watching Bob’s Burgers, Black Monday, Supergirl, and America’s Lost Vikings because Sundays are always the best for TV!

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This Week on TV – 3/24/19-3/30/19

Welcome to a new week of TV! There’s a lot on this week, even with basketball, so be sure to check out the schedule below so you don’t miss anything!

Don’t forget to comment or Tweet @tvismypacifier to let us know what YOU are planning to watch!

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Saturday on TV – 3/23/19

Saturday is the season finale of Iyanla: Fix My Life on OWN at 9/8c.

Also on tonight:

  • *Season Finale*Iyanla: Fix My Life (#1010) – OWN @ 9/8c
  • *New*Alien News Desk (#104) – Syfy @ 11/10c
  • *New*Cold Justice (#516) – Oxygen @ 6/5c
  • *New*Ghost Adventures (#1603) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*Murder Made Me Famous (#602) – Reelz @ 8/7c
  • *New*Notorious (#102) – Reelz @ 9/8c
  • *New*Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj (#207) – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • *New*Pit Bulls & Parolees (#1310) – Animal Planet @ 9/8c
  • *New*Trading Spaces (#1002) – TLC @ 8/7c
  • *New*While You Were Out (#102) – TLC @ 9/8c
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Friday on TV – 3/22/19

Friday features 1 series premiere. To read more about the new series, click the link below. Otherwise, check out tonight’s schedule!

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Tonight is the series premiere of Jo Frost: Killer Kids on Reelz at 8/7c. Child behavior expert and host Jo Frost is on a journey to find out why children kill. With more than 30 years of experience in her field, Frost is used to dealing with troubled kids but none of them have been quite as deranged as the individuals in this series. Frost will examine what makes a young person so angry and frustrated that they decide to take the life of another. Are they born with a lethal trigger inside of them or are they products of the environment around them? Is it nature or nurture?
 

Also on tonight:

  • *Series Premiere*Jo Frost: Killer Kids (#101) – Reelz @ 8/7c
  • *New*Blindspot (#416) – NBC @ 8/7c
  • *New*Bridezillas (#1202) – WE @ 10/9c
  • *New*Crazy Cakes (#209) – Cooking Channel @ 11/10c
  • *New*Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (#415) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*Diners, Drive-ins & Dives – Food Network @ 9/8c
  • *New*Don’t Be Tardy… (#707) – Bravo @ 9/8c
  • *New*Doom Patrol (#106) – DC @ 9AM/8AMc
  • *New*Dynasty (#215) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*Fresh Off the Boat (#519) – ABC @ 8/7c
  • *New*Gold Rush (#922) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*Gold Rush: White Water (#212) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*Last Man Standing (#LMS-718) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • *New*Nick Cannon Presents: Wild ‘n Out – MTV @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Proven Innocent (#PI-106) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • *New*Real Time with Bill Maher (#489/1709) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • *New*Speechless (#319) – ABC @ 8:30/7:30c
  • *New*Strike Back (#609) – Cinemax @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Blacklist (#612) – NBC @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Cool Kids (#CK-117) – FOX @ 8:30/7:30c
  • *New*This is Not Happening (#418) – Comedy Central @ 11/10c
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If We Controlled Your Remote… 3/22/19

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Phoebe’s Choice

The past two episodes of Doom Patrol have pitted the team of miserable misfits against a weird doomsday cult called the Cult of the Unwritten Book, which anticipates the ascension of a boy covered in ancient script into the bringer of the Apocalypse – the Decreator. With Mr. Nobody as the overall Big Bad for this show, the episodic villains are of a 1990s X-Files Monster of the Week caliber at the very least, in an early 90s DC Comics kind-of-way.

We opened last week with a weird flashback to the late 1970s, with Crazy Jane beating serious Nazi ass at a Punk show. This landed her back in an asylum. Meanwhile in the FWD→now, we saw a giant eye had opened in the sky, the form the Decreator was supposed to take. Almost immediately people were being “undone” as reality was slowly destroyed. The Decreator’s once human parents, the Archons, held Robotman and Crazy Jane captive in Numheim; little did anyone seem to understand the snowy city itself was in a snow globe at Doom Manor.

Meanwhile, in a cozy little pocket dimension, Mr. Nobody was pissed that the Universe was about to end and that he hadn’t been featured in two episodes. (His nuance with the 4th wall was sublime.) He conferred with his captive, the Chief, on how they might defeat this cult and their already succeeding Apocalypse. They hatched a scheme to travel back in time to form an anti-cult led by Crazy Jane. Nobody targeted her in 1977 when she was in that asylum after the Punk show. He coaxed her Dr. Bertrand persona, who was blessed with charm that bordered on mind control, to form this Recreator cult. She started by recruiting all the other crazies in the asylum. In the present, the Chief returned to recruit the help of his team. Rita tried to get Elliot, the boy who was becoming the Decreator, to abandon his fate, but it was beyond his will.

As the giant eye in the sky undid reality, the Doom Patrol tracked the location of the Recreator, who was a dog not a human. Inside the snow globe, Crazy Jane rang the church bell, which made the glyphs on the Recreator active. Trusted ally of the Chief, Willoughby Kippling, read the glyphs and BAM. Recreation canceled Decreation. The world was then redone, resetting back to 1977 for the timeline to happen again, this time sans the Cult of the Unwritten Book.

This show continues to deliver, maybe the best comic hero show airing week-to-week right now. But you gotta get on that elusive DCU platform to watch, so consider that investment.

On today’s episode, “Doom Patrol Patrol,” Jane, Larry and Rita visit a school where the original Doom Patrol has retired. Meanwhile, Cliff & Vic bond over their mutual “father issues.”

To see how the visit goes for Jane, Larry, & Rita, tune in to DCU starting at 9AM/8AMc.

I’m not watching any other “new tonight” shows, but the only other recent comic book adaptation to come close to (or surpass, tbh) this show is the recent Netflix release The Umbrella Academy. Don’t sleep on that if you haven’t seen it yet!

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