Saturday on TV – 5/6/17

Saturday is the season premiere of The Dead Files on Travel Channel at 10/9c.

Tonight is also a new episode of Saturday Night Live on NBC at 11:29/10:29c, with host Chris Pine and musical guest LCD Soundsystem.

Also on tonight:

  • *Season Premiere*The Dead Files (#801) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*Class (#104) – BBC America @ 10/9c
  • *New*Counting Cars (#617) – History Channel @ 9:30/8:30c
  • *New*Doctor Who (#1004) – BBC America @ 9/8c
  • *New*Exposed with Deborah Norville (#104) – Reelz @ 10/9c
  • *New*Live PD (#138-180) – A&E @ 9/8c (3-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Murder Made Me Famous (#305) – Reelz @ 8/7c
  • *New*Nate and Jeremiah by Design (#105) – TLC @ 9/8c
  • *New*Road Hauks (#105) – History Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*Saturday Night Live (#4219) – NBC @ 11:29/10:29c
  • *New*Say Yes to the Dress (#1509) – TLC @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Graham Norton Show (#2104) – BBC America @ 11/10c
  • *New*The Son (#106) – AMC @ 9/8c
  • *New*Training Day (#TD111) – CBS @ 8/7c
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If We Controlled Your Remote… 5/6/17

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Phoebe’s Choice

Tonight on Disney XD, three new episodes premier of the animated incarnation of Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy. It is the second block of episodes dropped at once following the mid-April single night release of five episodes of the show’s sophomore season. These two strategically timed marathons of the hilarious and exciting cartoon are sandwiched around the May 5th American theater release of the franchise’s second feature film. The cartoon, which launched in 2015, began its first story arc immediately following the events of the first film, but it was made clear that this was a new GotG continuity, whose events would not feed back into the second movie in any causal way. There are both similarities and departures between the two versions of the Marvel property, with a slightly more adult tone in the PG-13 theater renditions. Rocket’s constant use of fake curse words is hilarious, and I’m pretty sure he has more than one that translate to the F-bomb.

So far this season, the Guardians teamed up with the Avengers for two episodes before encountering the organization that has served as their most consistent nemesis in the last eight episodes: the Universal Believers, a fanatical religious group with ambiguous intentions and incredible powers of faith. They are able to manifest a great range of powers just by believing in said powers and stating it out loud. It can get annoying at times, but it makes for great wise crack riffing by Quill and Rocket Raccoon. This space cult also serves as a good place to showcase Mantis, an empath with antennae who features largely in the new film, though in a varied role.

The five-episode block last time was a story arc that was set into motion when Gamora’s sister Nebula came into conflict with the Guardians over a small collection of artifacts with immense cosmic power, including a Nova Corps helmet and a sarcophagus. Prior plot threads came to a culmination when the sarcophagus eventually rebirthed Adam Warlock, who was allegedly the prophet the Believers had been awaiting. Quill insisted on keeping the baby Warlock away from the cult’s influence. He matured (at an accelerated rate) to a state of adulthood and decided he did not want to lead them anyway. Another poignant moment that emerged from these episodes was a short stint by Cosmo the Dog as a temporary Guardian. It was cool to see the psychic Russian dog in his cartoon incarnation, especially as his involvement with the team increases in the comic book.

This show is as fast paced and funny as the movies, and it helps to solidify the brand of one of Marvel’s most promising properties these days. The banter and action are always rolling around like Rocket is prone to be. And it says something about the constant zings that Gamora, daughter of Thanos, is the group’s “straight man;” sometimes she’s the only one that is really adulting. This morning, the lovable group of space outlaws turned heroes will face the species of aliens that Spiderman’s “black suit” came from in the three part “Symbiote War” arc.

On tonight’s first episode, “Symbiote War Part One – Wild World,” the Guardians discover Groot’s homeworld, Planet X, has been overrun by Symbiotes who will stop at nothing to get Groot’s restarted World Pod for themselves to conquer the galaxy.

Then in the second episode, “Symbiote War Part Two – I Will Survive,” as a comet covered in Symbiotes comes barreling towards Spartax, the Guardians must team up with Quill’s sister Victoria to save the planet.

Finally, in the third episode, “Symbiote War Part Three – Thunder Road,” when the Symbiotes escape to Asgard and venomize Thor, Odin and the other Asgardians, it’s up to the Guardians to save them, the World Tree and all of existence.

Catch the fun today on Disney XD starting at 11AM/10AMc before you head out to see the movie tonight!

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Friday on TV – 5/5/17

Season Finale

  • Blue Bloods (#BB722) – CBS @ 10/9c
  • Dr. Miami (#106) – WE @ 10/9c

New

  • Animals. (#18/208) – HBO @ 11:30/10:30c
  • First Dates (#105) – NBC @ 8/7c
  • Ginormous Food – Food Network @ 8/7c
  • Hawaii Five-0 (#HF725) – CBS @ 9/8c
  • It Takes a Killer (#148) – Oxygen @ 11/10c
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
  • Live PD (#137-180) – A&E @ 9/8c (3-Hour New Episode)
  • Marriage Boot Camp (#1002) – WE @ 9/8c
  • Real Time with Bill Maher (#424/1514) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • Reign (#411) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • Ridiculousness (#921) – MTV @ 8/7c
  • RuPaul’s Drag Race (#907) – VH1 @ 8/7c
  • Shark Tank (#824) – ABC @ 9/8c
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
  • The Originals (#407) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
  • The Toy Box (#104) – ABC @ 8/7c
  • Undercover Boss (#UB807) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • Vice (#64/510) – HBO @ 7:30/6:30c
  • Yukon Men (#703) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c

ABC

  • *New*The Toy Box (#104) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Shark Tank (#824) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 11:35/10:35c

CBS

  • *New*Undercover Boss (#UB807) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Hawaii Five-0 (#HF725) @ 9/8c
  • *Season Finale*Blue Bloods (#BB722) @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert @ 11:35/10:35c

NBC

  • *New*First Dates (#105) @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon @ 11:34/10:34c

The CW

  • *New*The Originals (#407) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Reign (#411) @ 9/8c

A&E

  • *New*Live PD (#137-180) @ 9/8c (3-Hour New Episode)

Discovery Channel

  • *New*Yukon Men (#703) @ 9/8c

Food Network

  • *New*Ginormous Food @ 8/7c

HBO

  • *New*Vice (#64/510) @ 7:30/6:30c
  • *New*Real Time with Bill Maher (#424/1514) @ 10/9c
  • *New*Animals. (#18/208) @ 11:30/10:30c

MTV

  • *New*Ridiculousness (#921) @ 8/7c

Oxygen

  • *New*It Takes a Killer (#148) @ 11/10c

VH1

  • *New*RuPaul’s Drag Race (#907) @ 8/7c

WE

  • *New*Marriage Boot Camp (#1002) @ 9/8c
  • *Season Finale*Dr. Miami (#106) @ 10/9c

7:30/6:30c

  • *New*Vice (#64/510) – HBO

8:00/7:00c

  • *New*First Dates (#105) – NBC
  • *New*Ginormous Food – Food Network
  • *New*Ridiculousness (#921) – MTV
  • *New*RuPaul’s Drag Race (#907) – VH1
  • *New*The Originals (#407) – The CW
  • *New*The Toy Box (#104) – ABC
  • *New*Undercover Boss (#UB807) – CBS

9:00/8:00c

  • *New*Hawaii Five-0 (#HF725) – CBS
  • *New*Live PD (#137-180) – A&E (3-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Marriage Boot Camp (#1002) – WE
  • *New*Reign (#411) – The CW
  • *New*Shark Tank (#824) – ABC
  • *New*Yukon Men (#703) – Discovery Channel

10:00/9:00c

  • *Season Finale*Blue Bloods (#BB722) – CBS
  • *Season Finale*Dr. Miami (#106) – WE
  • *New*Real Time with Bill Maher (#424/1514) – HBO

11:00/10:00c

  • *New*It Takes a Killer (#148) – Oxygen

11:30/10:30c

  • *New*Animals. (#18/208) – HBO
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC (11:35/10:35c)
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS (11:35/10:35c)
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC (11:34/10:34c)

Full Schedule

  • *Season Finale*Blue Bloods (#BB722) – CBS @ 10/9c
  • *Season Finale*Dr. Miami (#106) – WE @ 10/9c
  • *New*Animals. (#18/208) – HBO @ 11:30/10:30c
  • *New*First Dates (#105) – NBC @ 8/7c
  • *New*Ginormous Food – Food Network @ 8/7c
  • *New*Hawaii Five-0 (#HF725) – CBS @ 9/8c
  • *New*It Takes a Killer (#148) – Oxygen @ 11/10c
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*Live PD (#137-180) – A&E @ 9/8c (3-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Marriage Boot Camp (#1002) – WE @ 9/8c
  • *New*Real Time with Bill Maher (#424/1514) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • *New*Reign (#411) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • *New*Ridiculousness (#921) – MTV @ 8/7c
  • *New*RuPaul’s Drag Race (#907) – VH1 @ 8/7c
  • *New*Shark Tank (#824) – ABC @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*The Originals (#407) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
  • *New*The Toy Box (#104) – ABC @ 8/7c
  • *New*Undercover Boss (#UB807) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • *New*Vice (#64/510) – HBO @ 7:30/6:30c
  • *New*Yukon Men (#703) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c

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If We Controlled Your Remote… 5/5/17

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Megan’s Choice #1

Tonight is the season finale of Blue Bloods, and I am both excited and sad. It has been a great season overall, but I was really hoping we would have seen more relationship growth between Jamie and Eddie by now. Hopefully the writers get their game together next season, because my shipper dreams are dying.

On last week’s episode, Erin discovered someone from her office stole evidence for her case and set out to prove it. Eventually, she did get Gary to admit he did it, and her case was saved. Elsewhere, Danny had to learn to play well with two Russian officers when they fell into a case together involving a KGB agent who opened up fire in a restaurant after a woman refused to go back to Russia with him. They solved the case, and Danny was beyond ready to send those Russian officers back before they drove him even crazier.

On tonight’s episode, “The Thin Blue Line,” when Danny intercepts a shipment of several million dollars that was heading to a drug cartel in Mexico, he becomes a target when they come back for revenge. Also, Jamie works independently to track down a serial killer who preys on the elderly, and Mayor Poole confides in Frank that he plans to retire.

To see how Jamie does solo, tune in to CBS 10/9c.
 
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Thursday on TV – 5/4/17

Season Finale

  • Superstore (#222) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c

Series Premiere

Season Premiere

  • 7 Little Johnstons (#301) – TLC @ 10/9c
  • Sense8 – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)
  • The Last Kingdom – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)

New

  • 60 Days In (#311) – A&E @ 9/8c
  • Beat Bobby Flay – Food Network @ 10/9c
  • Braxton Family Values (#523) – WE @ 9/8c
  • Chelsea (#204) – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • Chicago Med (#222) – NBC @ 9/8c
  • Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
  • Dark Net (#205) – Showtime @ 10/9c
  • Farmers’ Market Flip – Cooking Channel @ 10/9c
  • Fire Island (#102) – Logo @ 8/7c
  • Grey’s Anatomy (#1322) – ABC @ 8/7c
  • Impractical Jokers – TruTV @ 10/9c
  • Inside the FBI: New York (#102) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:36AM/11:36PMc
  • Life in Pieces (#LIP221) – CBS @ 9:30/8:30c
  • Lip Sync Battle (#315) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
  • Married at First Sight (#504-75) – Lifetime @ 9/8c (75-Minute New Episode)
  • Married at First Sight: Second Chances (#102-75) – Lifetime @ 10:15/9:15c (75-Minute New Episode)
  • MasterChef: Junior (#JRM-512) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • Mom (#MOM421) – CBS @ 9:01/8:01c
  • Mysteries at the Museum – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
  • Riverdale (#112) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • Scandal (#613) – ABC @ 9:01/8:01c
  • Supernatural (#1220) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • Swamp People (#813) – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • The Amazing Race (#2907) – CBS @ 10/9c
  • The Big Bang Theory – CBS @ 8/7c
  • The Blacklist (#419) – NBC @ 10/9c
  • The Catch (#209) – ABC @ 10/9c
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
  • The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
  • Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#14081) – Bravo @ 11/10c

ABC

  • *New*Grey’s Anatomy (#1322) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Scandal (#613) @ 9:01/8:01c
  • *New*The Catch (#209) @ 10/9c
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live @ 11:35/10:35c

CBS

  • *New*The Big Bang Theory @ 8/7c
  • *New*Mom (#MOM421) @ 9:01/8:01c
  • *New*Life in Pieces (#LIP221) @ 9:30/8:30c
  • *New*The Amazing Race (#2907) @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*The Late Late Show with James Corden @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc

FOX

  • *New*MasterChef: Junior (#JRM-512) @ 8/7c

NBC

  • *Season Finale*Superstore (#222) @ 8:30/7:30c
  • *New*Chicago Med (#222) @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Blacklist (#419) @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon @ 11:34/10:34c
  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers @ 12:36AM/11:36PMc

The CW

  • *New*Supernatural (#1220) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Riverdale (#112) @ 9/8c

A&E

  • *New*60 Days In (#311) @ 9/8c

Bravo

  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#14081) @ 11/10c

Cooking Channel

  • *New*Farmers’ Market Flip @ 10/9c

E!

Food Network

  • *New*Beat Bobby Flay @ 10/9c

History Channel

  • *New*Swamp People (#813) @ 9/8c

Lifetime

  • *New*Married at First Sight (#504-75) @ 9/8c (75-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*Married at First Sight: Second Chances (#102-75) @ 10:15/9:15c (75-Minute New Episode)

Logo

  • *New*Fire Island (#102) @ 8/7c

Netflix

  • *New*Chelsea (#204) @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • *Season Premiere*Sense8 @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)
  • *Season Premiere*The Last Kingdom @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)

Showtime

  • *New*Dark Net (#205) @ 10/9c

Spike TV

  • *New*Lip Sync Battle (#315) @ 10/9c

TBS

  • *New*Conan @ 11/10c

TLC

  • *Season Premiere*7 Little Johnstons (#301) @ 10/9c

Travel Channel

  • *New*Mysteries at the Museum @ 9/8c

TruTV

  • *New*Impractical Jokers @ 10/9c

USA Network

  • *New*Inside the FBI: New York (#102) @ 10/9c

WE

  • *New*Braxton Family Values (#523) @ 9/8c

8:00/7:00c

  • *New*Fire Island (#102) – Logo
  • *New*Grey’s Anatomy (#1322) – ABC
  • *New*MasterChef: Junior (#JRM-512) – FOX
  • *New*Supernatural (#1220) – The CW
  • *New*The Big Bang Theory – CBS

8:30/7:30c

  • *Season Finale*Superstore (#222) – NBC

9:00/8:00c

  • *New*60 Days In (#311) – A&E
  • *New*Braxton Family Values (#523) – WE
  • *New*Chicago Med (#222) – NBC
  • *New*Married at First Sight (#504-75) – Lifetime (75-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*Mom (#MOM421) – CBS (9:01/8:01c)
  • *New*Mysteries at the Museum – Travel Channel
  • *New*Riverdale (#112) – The CW
  • *New*Scandal (#613) – ABC (9:01/8:01c)
  • *Series Premiere*Second Wives Club (#101) – E!
  • *New*Swamp People (#813) – History Channel

9:30/8:30c

  • *New*Life in Pieces (#LIP221) – CBS

10:00/9:00c

  • *Season Premiere*7 Little Johnstons (#301) – TLC
  • *New*Beat Bobby Flay – Food Network
  • *New*Dark Net (#205) – Showtime
  • *New*Farmers’ Market Flip – Cooking Channel
  • *New*Impractical Jokers – TruTV
  • *New*Inside the FBI: New York (#102) – USA Network
  • *New*Lip Sync Battle (#315) – Spike TV
  • *New*Married at First Sight: Second Chances (#102-75) – Lifetime (10:15/9:15c – 75-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*The Amazing Race (#2907) – CBS
  • *New*The Blacklist (#419) – NBC
  • *New*The Catch (#209) – ABC

11:00/10:00c

  • *New*Conan – TBS
  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#14081) – Bravo

11:30/10:30c

  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC (11:35/10:35c)
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS (11:35/10:35c)
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC (11:34/10:34c)

12:30AM/11:30PMc

  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC (12:36AM/11:36PMc)

3:00AM/2:00AMc

  • *New*Chelsea (#204) – Netflix (3:01AM/2:01AMc)
  • *Season Premiere*Sense8 – Netflix (3:01AM/2:01AMc – Complete Second Season Premiere)
  • *Season Premiere*The Last Kingdom – Netflix (3:01AM/2:01AMc – Complete Second Season Premiere)

Full Schedule

  • *Season Finale*Superstore (#222) – NBC @ 8:30/7:30c
  • *Series Premiere*Second Wives Club (#101) – E! @ 9/8c
  • *Season Premiere*7 Little Johnstons (#301) – TLC @ 10/9c
  • *Season Premiere*Sense8 – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)
  • *Season Premiere*The Last Kingdom – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)
  • *New*60 Days In (#311) – A&E @ 9/8c
  • *New*Beat Bobby Flay – Food Network @ 10/9c
  • *New*Braxton Family Values (#523) – WE @ 9/8c
  • *New*Chelsea (#204) – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • *New*Chicago Med (#222) – NBC @ 9/8c
  • *New*Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
  • *New*Dark Net (#205) – Showtime @ 10/9c
  • *New*Farmers’ Market Flip – Cooking Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*Fire Island (#102) – Logo @ 8/7c
  • *New*Grey’s Anatomy (#1322) – ABC @ 8/7c
  • *New*Impractical Jokers – TruTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Inside the FBI: New York (#102) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • *New*Jimmy Kimmel Live – ABC @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*Late Night with Seth Meyers – NBC @ 12:36AM/11:36PMc
  • *New*Life in Pieces (#LIP221) – CBS @ 9:30/8:30c
  • *New*Lip Sync Battle (#315) – Spike TV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Married at First Sight (#504-75) – Lifetime @ 9/8c (75-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*Married at First Sight: Second Chances (#102-75) – Lifetime @ 10:15/9:15c (75-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*MasterChef: Junior (#JRM-512) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • *New*Mom (#MOM421) – CBS @ 9:01/8:01c
  • *New*Mysteries at the Museum – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*Riverdale (#112) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • *New*Scandal (#613) – ABC @ 9:01/8:01c
  • *New*Supernatural (#1220) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*Swamp People (#813) – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Amazing Race (#2907) – CBS @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Big Bang Theory – CBS @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Blacklist (#419) – NBC @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Catch (#209) – ABC @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Late Late Show with James Corden – CBS @ 12:37AM/11:37PMc
  • *New*The Late Show with Stephen Colbert – CBS @ 11:35/10:35c
  • *New*The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – NBC @ 11:34/10:34c
  • *New*Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen (#14081) – Bravo @ 11/10c

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