If We Controlled Your Remote… 8/30/19

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Kyle’s Choice

Early this morning, Netflix dropped the first season of the new series The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, a 10-episode prequel to Jim Henson’s groundbreaking 1982 fantasy feature film. The series is set a thousand trine after the bird-like Skeksis arrived on the planet Thra and tricked Auhgra (Donna Kimball, The Happytime Murders), the guardian of the Crystal of Truth, into entrusting them with the crystal. The crystal is a source of life for Thra, connecting all of the beings on the planet. The Skeksis declared themselves the Lords of Thra and the sworn guardians of The Dark Crystal. They soon discovered a way to steal power from the crystal, allowing them to rejuvenate themselves and in effect become immortal. However, over the thrine, the Skeksis became overly gluttonous, constantly seeking more power from the crystal, until there was no more left for it to give. The Emperor skekSo (Jason Isaacs, The OA), fearing the loss of their immortality, tasks The Scientist skekTek (Mark Hamill, Child’s Play, Star Wars) with finding a new source of energy. The Chamberlain skekSil (Simon Pegg, Mission Impossible) overhears this and sees an opportunity to help further his own goals and starts plotting something nefarious.

Meanwhile, the seven clans of fairy-like Gelfling who live on the planet are much alive and well (as the film opens, there was only one surviving Gelfling left). The various clans each have their roles and purpose and all work together as a well-oiled machine to keep the planet in balance. The Gelfling are blissfully unaware of what the Skeksis have been up to. They see these creatures as their saviors and are happy and eager to participate in the annual tithing ceremony, where they give an offering to their Lords in thanks for all they have done. However, the Gelfling start to experience some unusual things that have them start to question the status quo.

Rian (Taron Egerton, Kingsman) and his girlfriend Mira (Alicia Vikander, Tomb Raider) work at the citadel, where they serve as guards for the Skeksis and their Podlings. Head of the guard is Rian’s father, Ordon (Mark Strong, Kingsman), who doesn’t take his son seriously. Rian wants to prove himself to his father, so when he and Mira see a giant spider-like creature called a Spitter roaming the castle, he decides to handle the matter himself, recruiting best friend Gurjin (Harris Dickinson, Maleficent 2) to assist. Meanwhile, in the city of Ha’rar, Gelfling queen All-Maudra (Helena Bonham Carter, The King’s Speech) is preparing for the tithing ceremony. Her youngest daughter, princess Brea (Anya Taylor-Joy, The Witch), is a bit of a rebellious free thinker. She has a thirst for knowledge and is eager to learn new things. She joins her mother and sisters for the ceremony, but what she witnesses doesn’t sit well with her. She is the first to suspect that the Skeksis are hiding something and may not be as benevolent as they appear to be. So she returns to the library to do some research, but the Librarian (Toby Jones, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) suggests she leave things be. And elsewhere, deep in the caves, Gelfling Deet (Nathalie Emmanuel, Game of Thrones, Four Weddings and a Funeral) is feeding the normally peaceful creatures that live off the land, when they suddenly turn on her and attack. These normally docile creatures are suddenly behaving quite unusually, which causes her much concern.

The Skekis’s misuse of the crystal has produced some unfortunate side effects. The crystal has become infected, and in turn Thra and its creatures are becoming consumed by The Darkening. The Gelfling are starting to notice that all is not as it seems, but if they don’t wake up and rise up soon to put a stop to the Skeksis, it could mean the end of the planet and life itself. The one thing they have going for them is that the Skeksis are so arrogant and look down upon the Gelfling. They have ruled for over 1000 thrine and believe that even if the Gelfling do manage to discover what they are up to, they are too weak and have no power to do anything about it. And this may be their undoing.

The series’ star-studded voice cast also includes Eddie Izzard (Ocean’s Thirteen), Caitriona Balfe (Outlander), Harris Dickinson, Shazad Latif (Star Trek: Discovery), Gugu Mbatha-Raw (The Cloverfield Paradox), Lena Headey (Game of Thrones), Hannah John-Kamen (Killjoys), Natalie Dormer (Game of Thrones), Theo James (The Divergent Series), Louise Gold, and Kemi-Bo Jacobs (McMafia) as the Gelfling, and Awkwafina (Crazy Rich Asians), Benedict Wong (Doctor Strange, Deadly Class), Harvey Fierstein (Torch Song Trilogy), Andy Samberg (Brooklyn Nine-Nine), Ralph Ineson (Game of Thrones), Alice Dinnean, Keegan-Michael Key (Key and Peele), Neil Sterenberg, and Ólafur Darri Ólafsson (True Detective) as the Skeksis.

Before checking out the premiere of this series, I re-watched the original film, since I hadn’t seen it in decades. I must admit that I wasn’t really a fan. It felt a bit dated, the puppet performances were a bit wooden, and the characters (especially the Skeksis) had harsh, screechy voices. However, watching the premiere of the Netflix prequel series was a very different experience. The show does a great job of setting up a much vaster world as it explores in greater detail the backgrounds and motivations of the various beings and creatures that live on Thra. In the pilot, we follow three different Gelfling stories as well as that of the Skeksis. And this will further expand over the course of the season. The show feels fresh and modern while still maintaining the aesthetics of the original, making use of Jim Henson’s creature shop to once again bring the characters to life. However, the Gelfling and Skeksis feel much more alive in this incarnation and seem to express more emotion. While there are light moments of physical humor and puppet smooching (that is what they call it in the closed captions), the series does get pretty dark quite quickly and may not be for really young viewers (though the series is only rated TV-PG). By the end of the first episode, I was all-in. After a horrific event, one of the Skeksis gives this amazing speech that just shows how arrogant these creatures are, and I would love to see them get their comeuppance. I look forward to seeing how this story plays out and how the Gelfling will finally discover that they have been oppressed all these years and rise up to overthrow the Skeksis. However, I’m a little nervous about their chances of success, seeing where things are at in the film. So will all of their efforts be in vain? This looks like it will be a solid production with an all-star voice cast and certainly worth checking out.

Catch the entire first season now on Netflix.

I’ll also be watching Carnival Row.
 
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Thursday on TV – 8/29/19

Season Finale

  • Queen of the South (#413) – USA Network @ 10/9c

Series Premiere

Season Premiere

  • Forged in Fire: Knife or Death (#301/302) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 11/10c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
  • Workin’ Moms – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Third Season Premiere)

New

  • Ax Men (#1008) – History Channel @ 8/7c
  • Beat Bobby Flay – Food Network @ 10/9c
  • Beyond the Pole (#104) – WE @ 10:30/9:30c
  • Big Brother (#2129) – CBS @ 9/8c (Football instead in the Kansas City area.)
  • Chasing the Cure (#104-90) – TBS & TNT @ 9/8c (90-Minute New Episode)
  • Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
  • Crazy Beautiful Weddings (#208) – UP @ 9:30/8:30c
  • Escape the Night (#409) – YouTube @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • Ex on the Beach (#307) – MTV @ 9/8c
  • Flip or Flop – HGTV @ 9/8c
  • Going for Sold (#107) – HGTV @ 11/10c
  • Impractical Jokers (#V815) – TruTV @ 10/9c
  • Jersey Shore Family Vacation (#229) – MTV @ 8/7c
  • Killer Affair (#108) – Oxygen @ 8/7c
  • Man vs Master (#108) – FYI @ 6/5c
  • Million Dollar House Hunters (#120/121) – FYI @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • Million Dollar Listing: New York (#805) – Bravo @ 9/8c
  • Mountain Men (#812) – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • No One Saw a Thing (#105) – Sundance TV @ 11/10c
  • Our Wedding Story (#208) – UP @ 9/8c
  • Real Story Of… – Reelz @ 9/8c
  • Reef Break (#110/111) – ABC @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
  • Strange Evidence (#310) – Science Channel @ 10/9c
  • The Dead Files (#1108) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
  • The Flay List (#106) – Food Network @ 10:30/9:30c
  • The Outpost (#208) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • The Real World (#3312) – Facebook Watch @ 9/8c
  • Two Sentence Horror Stories (#106) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • Why Women Kill (#103) – CBSAA @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc

ABC

  • *New*Reef Break (#110/111) @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)

CBS

  • *New*Big Brother (#2129) @ 9/8c (Football instead in the Kansas City area.)

The CW

  • *New*The Outpost (#208) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Two Sentence Horror Stories (#106) @ 9/8c

Bravo

  • *New*Million Dollar Listing: New York (#805) @ 9/8c

CBSAA

  • *New*Why Women Kill (#103) @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc

Facebook Watch

  • *New*The Real World (#3312) @ 9/8c

Food Network

  • *New*Beat Bobby Flay @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Flay List (#106) @ 10:30/9:30c

FYI

  • *New*Man vs Master (#108) @ 6/5c
  • *New*Million Dollar House Hunters (#120/121) @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)

HGTV

  • *New*Flip or Flop @ 9/8c
  • *New*Going for Sold (#107) @ 11/10c

History Channel

  • *New*Ax Men (#1008) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Mountain Men (#812) @ 9/8c
  • *Season Premiere*Forged in Fire: Knife or Death (#301/302) @ 10/9c & 11/10c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)

MTV

  • *New*Jersey Shore Family Vacation (#229) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Ex on the Beach (#307) @ 9/8c

Netflix

  • *Season Premiere*Workin’ Moms @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Third Season Premiere)

Oxygen

  • *New*Killer Affair (#108) @ 8/7c

Reelz

  • *New*Real Story Of… @ 9/8c

Science Channel

  • *New*Strange Evidence (#310) @ 10/9c

Sundance TV

  • *New*No One Saw a Thing (#105) @ 11/10c

TBS

  • *New*Chasing the Cure (#104-90) @ 9/8c (90-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*Conan @ 11/10c

TNT

  • *New*Chasing the Cure (#104-90) @ 9/8c (90-Minute New Episode)

Travel Channel

  • *New*The Dead Files (#1108) @ 10/9c

TruTV

  • *New*Impractical Jokers (#V815) @ 10/9c

UP

  • *New*Our Wedding Story (#208) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Crazy Beautiful Weddings (#208) @ 9:30/8:30c

USA Network

  • *Season Finale*Queen of the South (#413) @ 10/9c

WE

YouTube

  • *New*Escape the Night (#409) @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc

6:00/5:00c

  • *New*Man vs Master (#108) – FYI

8:00/7:00c

  • *New*Ax Men (#1008) – History Channel
  • *New*Jersey Shore Family Vacation (#229) – MTV
  • *New*Killer Affair (#108) – Oxygen
  • *New*The Outpost (#208) – The CW

9:00/8:00c

  • *New*Big Brother (#2129) – CBS (Football instead in the Kansas City area.)
  • *New*Chasing the Cure (#104-90) – TBS & TNT (90-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*Ex on the Beach (#307) – MTV
  • *New*Flip or Flop – HGTV
  • *Series Premiere*Growing Up Hip Hop: New York (#101-90) – WE
  • *New*Million Dollar Listing: New York (#805) – Bravo
  • *New*Mountain Men (#812) – History Channel
  • *New*Our Wedding Story (#208) – UP
  • *New*Real Story Of… – Reelz
  • *New*Reef Break (#110/111) – ABC (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*The Real World (#3312) – Facebook Watch
  • *New*Two Sentence Horror Stories (#106) – The CW

9:30/8:30c

  • *New*Crazy Beautiful Weddings (#208) – UP

10:00/9:00c

  • *New*Beat Bobby Flay – Food Network
  • *Season Premiere*Forged in Fire: Knife or Death (#301/302) – History Channel (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
  • *New*Impractical Jokers (#V815) – TruTV
  • *New*Million Dollar House Hunters (#120/121) – FYI (2 New Episodes)
  • *Season Finale*Queen of the South (#413) – USA Network
  • *New*Reef Break (#110/111) – ABC (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Strange Evidence (#310) – Science Channel
  • *New*The Dead Files (#1108) – Travel Channel

10:30/9:30c

  • *New*Beyond the Pole (#104) – WE
  • *New*Million Dollar House Hunters (#120/121) – FYI (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*The Flay List (#106) – Food Network

11:00/10:00c

  • *New*Conan – TBS
  • *Season Premiere*Forged in Fire: Knife or Death (#301/302) – History Channel (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
  • *New*Going for Sold (#107) – HGTV
  • *New*No One Saw a Thing (#105) – Sundance TV

12:30AM/11:30PMc

3:00AM/2:00AMc

  • *New*Escape the Night (#409) – YouTube (3:01AM/2:01AMc)
  • *New*Why Women Kill (#103) – CBSAA (3:01AM/2:01AMc)
  • *Season Premiere*Workin’ Moms – Netflix (3:01AM/2:01AMc – Complete Third Season Premiere)

Full Schedule

  • *Season Finale*Queen of the South (#413) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • *Series Premiere*Growing Up Hip Hop: New York (#101-90) – WE @ 9/8c
  • *Season Premiere*Forged in Fire: Knife or Death (#301/302) – History Channel @ 10/9c & 11/10c (2 New Episodes Including Season Premiere)
  • *Season Premiere*Workin’ Moms – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Third Season Premiere)
  • *New*Ax Men (#1008) – History Channel @ 8/7c
  • *New*Beat Bobby Flay – Food Network @ 10/9c
  • *New*Beyond the Pole (#104) – WE @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*Big Brother (#2129) – CBS @ 9/8c (Football instead in the Kansas City area.)
  • *New*Chasing the Cure (#104-90) – TBS & TNT @ 9/8c (90-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
  • *New*Crazy Beautiful Weddings (#208) – UP @ 9:30/8:30c
  • *New*Escape the Night (#409) – YouTube @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • *New*Ex on the Beach (#307) – MTV @ 9/8c
  • *New*Flip or Flop – HGTV @ 9/8c
  • *New*Going for Sold (#107) – HGTV @ 11/10c
  • *New*Impractical Jokers (#V815) – TruTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*Jersey Shore Family Vacation (#229) – MTV @ 8/7c
  • *New*Killer Affair (#108) – Oxygen @ 8/7c
  • *New*Man vs Master (#108) – FYI @ 6/5c
  • *New*Million Dollar House Hunters (#120/121) – FYI @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Million Dollar Listing: New York (#805) – Bravo @ 9/8c
  • *New*Mountain Men (#812) – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*No One Saw a Thing (#105) – Sundance TV @ 11/10c
  • *New*Our Wedding Story (#208) – UP @ 9/8c
  • *New*Real Story Of… – Reelz @ 9/8c
  • *New*Reef Break (#110/111) – ABC @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Strange Evidence (#310) – Science Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Dead Files (#1108) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Flay List (#106) – Food Network @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*The Outpost (#208) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Real World (#3312) – Facebook Watch @ 9/8c
  • *New*Two Sentence Horror Stories (#106) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • *New*Why Women Kill (#103) – CBSAA @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc

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Wednesday on TV – 8/28/19

Season Finale

  • Harlots (#308) – Hulu @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • The Last Cowboy (#106) – Paramount @ 11/10c
  • Yellowstone (#210) – Paramount @ 10/9c

Series Premiere

Season Premiere

  • Droppin’ Cash – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)
  • Jay Leno’s Garage (#501) – CNBC @ 10/9c
  • The Challenge (#3401-90) – MTV @ 9/8c

Specials/Sports

  • Southern Charm (#616) – Bravo @ 9/8c (1-Hour “Reunion” Special Pt 2)
  • Suits – USA Network @ 8:30/7:30c (90-Minute “Retrospective” Special)

New

  • Action Bronson Watches Ancient Aliens (#207) – Viceland @ 9/8c
  • America’s Got Talent (#1416) – NBC @ 8/7c (1-Hour New Episode)
  • Basketball Wives (#811) – VH1 @ 8/7c
  • BH90210 (#BHN-104) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • Big Brother (#2128) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • Black Ink Crew (#803) – VH1 @ 9/8c
  • Black Ink Crew Compton (#103) – VH1 @ 10/9c
  • BoJack Horseman (#305/306) – Comedy Central @ 12:35AM/11:35PMc & 1:10AM/12:10AMc (2 New Episodes)
  • Bulletproof (#104) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
  • Contact (#104) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
  • Danny’s House (#105/106) – Viceland @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • David Makes Man (#103) – OWN @ 10/9c
  • Expedition Unknown (#804) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
  • Forged in Fire (#627) – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • Four Weddings and a Funeral (#108) – Hulu @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • Ghost Hunters (#103) – A&E @ 9/8c
  • Guy’s Grocery Games – Food Network @ 9/8c
  • Hollywood Game Night (#610) – NBC @ 10/9c
  • Hypnotize Me (#107) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • I Was Prey (#303) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
  • Married at First Sight (#912-90) – Lifetime @ 8:30/7:30c (90-Minute New Episode)
  • Marrying Millions (#108) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
  • MasterChef (#MCH-1021) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • Mountain Monsters (#402) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
  • Pearson (#107) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • Property Brothers – HGTV @ 9/8c
  • Psychic Kids (#103) – A&E @ 10/9c
  • Queen Sugar (#411) – OWN @ 9/8c
  • Sherman’s Showcase (#106) – IFC @ 10/9c
  • Snowfall (#308) – FX @ 10/9c
  • Songland (#109) – NBC @ 9:01/8:01c
  • South Side (#106) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
  • Younger (#611) – TV Land @ 10/9c

CBS

  • *New*Big Brother (#2128) @ 8/7c

FOX

  • *New*MasterChef (#MCH-1021) @ 8/7c
  • *New*BH90210 (#BHN-104) @ 9/8c

NBC

  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1416) @ 8/7c (1-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Songland (#109) @ 9:01/8:01c
  • *New*Hollywood Game Night (#610) @ 10/9c

The CW

  • *New*Bulletproof (#104) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Hypnotize Me (#107) @ 9/8c

A&E

  • *New*Ghost Hunters (#103) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Psychic Kids (#103) @ 10/9c

Animal Planet

  • *New*I Was Prey (#303) @ 10/9c

Bravo

  • *Special*Southern Charm (#616) @ 9/8c (1-Hour “Reunion” Special Pt 2)

CNBC

  • *Season Premiere*Jay Leno’s Garage (#501) @ 10/9c

Comedy Central

  • *New*South Side (#106) @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*BoJack Horseman (#305/306) @ 12:35AM/11:35PMc & 1:10AM/12:10AMc (2 New Episodes)

Discovery Channel

  • *New*Expedition Unknown (#804) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Contact (#104) @ 10/9c

Food Network

  • *New*Guy’s Grocery Games @ 9/8c

FX

  • *New*Snowfall (#308) @ 10/9c

HGTV

  • *New*Property Brothers @ 9/8c

History Channel

  • *New*Forged in Fire (#627) @ 9/8c

Hulu

  • *New*Four Weddings and a Funeral (#108) @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • *Season Finale*Harlots (#308) @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc

IFC

  • *New*Sherman’s Showcase (#106) @ 10/9c

Lifetime

  • *New*Married at First Sight (#912-90) @ 8:30/7:30c (90-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*Marrying Millions (#108) @ 10/9c

MTV

  • *Season Premiere*The Challenge (#3401-90) @ 9/8c

Netflix

  • *Season Premiere*Droppin’ Cash @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)

OWN

  • *New*Queen Sugar (#411) @ 9/8c
  • *New*David Makes Man (#103) @ 10/9c

Paramount

  • *Season Finale*Yellowstone (#210) @ 10/9c
  • *Season Finale*The Last Cowboy (#106) @ 11/10c

PBS

TBS

  • *New*Conan @ 11/10c

Travel Channel

  • *New*Mountain Monsters (#402) @ 9/8c

TV Land

  • *New*Younger (#611) @ 10/9c

USA Network

  • *Special*Suits @ 8:30/7:30c (90-Minute “Retrospective” Special)
  • *New*Pearson (#107) @ 10/9c

VH1

  • *New*Basketball Wives (#811) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Black Ink Crew (#803) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Black Ink Crew Compton (#103) @ 10/9c

Viceland

  • *New*Action Bronson Watches Ancient Aliens (#207) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Danny’s House (#105/106) @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)

8:00/7:00c

  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1416) – NBC (1-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Basketball Wives (#811) – VH1
  • *New*Big Brother (#2128) – CBS
  • *New*Bulletproof (#104) – The CW
  • *New*MasterChef (#MCH-1021) – FOX

8:30/7:30c

  • *New*Married at First Sight (#912-90) – Lifetime (90-Minute New Episode)
  • *Special*Suits – USA Network (90-Minute “Retrospective” Special)

9:00/8:00c

  • *New*Action Bronson Watches Ancient Aliens (#207) – Viceland
  • *New*BH90210 (#BHN-104) – FOX
  • *New*Black Ink Crew (#803) – VH1
  • *New*Expedition Unknown (#804) – Discovery Channel
  • *New*Forged in Fire (#627) – History Channel
  • *New*Ghost Hunters (#103) – A&E
  • *New*Guy’s Grocery Games – Food Network
  • *New*Hypnotize Me (#107) – The CW
  • *New*Mountain Monsters (#402) – Travel Channel
  • *New*Property Brothers – HGTV
  • *New*Queen Sugar (#411) – OWN
  • *New*Songland (#109) – NBC (9:01/8:01c)
  • *Special*Southern Charm (#616) – Bravo (1-Hour “Reunion” Special Pt 2)
  • *Season Premiere*The Challenge (#3401-90) – MTV

10:00/9:00c

  • *New*Black Ink Crew Compton (#103) – VH1
  • *New*Contact (#104) – Discovery Channel
  • *New*Danny’s House (#105/106) – Viceland (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*David Makes Man (#103) – OWN
  • *New*Hollywood Game Night (#610) – NBC
  • *New*I Was Prey (#303) – Animal Planet
  • *Season Premiere*Jay Leno’s Garage (#501) – CNBC
  • *Series Premiere*Magical Land of Oz (#101) – PBS
  • *New*Marrying Millions (#108) – Lifetime
  • *New*Pearson (#107) – USA Network
  • *New*Psychic Kids (#103) – A&E
  • *New*Sherman’s Showcase (#106) – IFC
  • *New*Snowfall (#308) – FX
  • *Season Finale*Yellowstone (#210) – Paramount
  • *New*Younger (#611) – TV Land

10:30/9:30c

  • *New*Danny’s House (#105/106) – Viceland (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*South Side (#106) – Comedy Central

11:00/10:00c

  • *New*Conan – TBS
  • *Season Finale*The Last Cowboy (#106) – Paramount

12:30AM/11:30PMc

  • *New*BoJack Horseman (#305/306) – Comedy Central (12:35AM/11:35PMc – 2 New Episodes)

1:00AM/12:00AMc

  • *New*BoJack Horseman (#305/306) – Comedy Central (1:10AM/12:10AMc – 2 New Episodes)

3:00AM/2:00AMc

  • *Season Premiere*Droppin’ Cash – Netflix (3:01AM/2:01AMc – Complete Second Season Premiere)
  • *New*Four Weddings and a Funeral (#108) – Hulu (3:01AM/2:01AMc)
  • *Season Finale*Harlots (#308) – Hulu (3:01AM/2:01AMc)

Full Schedule

  • *Season Finale*Harlots (#308) – Hulu @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • *Season Finale*The Last Cowboy (#106) – Paramount @ 11/10c
  • *Season Finale*Yellowstone (#210) – Paramount @ 10/9c
  • *Series Premiere*Magical Land of Oz (#101) – PBS @ 10/9c
  • *Season Premiere*Droppin’ Cash – Netflix @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc (Complete Second Season Premiere)
  • *Season Premiere*Jay Leno’s Garage (#501) – CNBC @ 10/9c
  • *Season Premiere*The Challenge (#3401-90) – MTV @ 9/8c
  • *Special*Southern Charm (#616) – Bravo @ 9/8c (1-Hour “Reunion” Special Pt 2)
  • *Special*Suits – USA Network @ 8:30/7:30c (90-Minute “Retrospective” Special)
  • *New*Action Bronson Watches Ancient Aliens (#207) – Viceland @ 9/8c
  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1416) – NBC @ 8/7c (1-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Basketball Wives (#811) – VH1 @ 8/7c
  • *New*BH90210 (#BHN-104) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • *New*Big Brother (#2128) – CBS @ 8/7c
  • *New*Black Ink Crew (#803) – VH1 @ 9/8c
  • *New*Black Ink Crew Compton (#103) – VH1 @ 10/9c
  • *New*BoJack Horseman (#305/306) – Comedy Central @ 12:35AM/11:35PMc & 1:10AM/12:10AMc (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Bulletproof (#104) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
  • *New*Contact (#104) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*Danny’s House (#105/106) – Viceland @ 10/9c & 10:30/9:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*David Makes Man (#103) – OWN @ 10/9c
  • *New*Expedition Unknown (#804) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*Forged in Fire (#627) – History Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*Four Weddings and a Funeral (#108) – Hulu @ 3:01AM/2:01AMc
  • *New*Ghost Hunters (#103) – A&E @ 9/8c
  • *New*Guy’s Grocery Games – Food Network @ 9/8c
  • *New*Hollywood Game Night (#610) – NBC @ 10/9c
  • *New*Hypnotize Me (#107) – The CW @ 9/8c
  • *New*I Was Prey (#303) – Animal Planet @ 10/9c
  • *New*Married at First Sight (#912-90) – Lifetime @ 8:30/7:30c (90-Minute New Episode)
  • *New*Marrying Millions (#108) – Lifetime @ 10/9c
  • *New*MasterChef (#MCH-1021) – FOX @ 8/7c
  • *New*Mountain Monsters (#402) – Travel Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*Pearson (#107) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • *New*Property Brothers – HGTV @ 9/8c
  • *New*Psychic Kids (#103) – A&E @ 10/9c
  • *New*Queen Sugar (#411) – OWN @ 9/8c
  • *New*Sherman’s Showcase (#106) – IFC @ 10/9c
  • *New*Snowfall (#308) – FX @ 10/9c
  • *New*Songland (#109) – NBC @ 9:01/8:01c
  • *New*South Side (#106) – Comedy Central @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*Younger (#611) – TV Land @ 10/9c

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If We Controlled Your Remote… 8/28/19

Have you ever been at a loss as to what to watch? Too many shows to pick from? We’re here to give you our opinions on what we feel is worth watching. Check it out and then let us know in the comments below what you’re choosing for tonight!

Kyle’s Choice

On last week’s episode of Hulu’s Four Weddings and a Funeral, we saw the fallout of Duffy and Maya’s breakup. Duffy took it really hard, becoming completely unhinged, showing up to work disheveled and with a hangover and giving his students useless pop culture quizzes. The headmaster assigned Tabby (the teacher that Duffy left to be with Maya) to monitor his classes, which was a bit awkward for both of them. Gemma gave Duffy a tough love speech and told him to get his stuff together and move on. This was the kick in the pants he needed, and he finally cleaned himself up and started dressing more like an adult. Afterwards, Duffy suggested to Tabby that since they were both single, they could try again, but she revealed that she was already seeing another writer and then was picked up in a car with a license plate that implied that she was dating Nicholas Sparks.

Meanwhile, Maya joined Ainsley and her assistant Tony 2 for a night out at a gay bar, where she ran into her boss, Andrew Aldridge. Andrew had been on a date with Tony a while back that he had completely forgotten about, even though the two had made a connection. Tony was upset to see Andrew and accused him of being old and out of touch with the community, saying that people refer to him as LGBT-Rex. The next day, Marcus and Maya were looking into a charity project that Andrew could take on in order to improve his image, and Marcus suggested revamping the struggling community theater. Marcus had seen Maya endlessly watching clips of The Sound of Music practices and Kickstarter fundraiser that Kash had sent to her, and so this was fresh on his mind. However, Maya was still trying to distance herself from Kash for Ainsley’s sake and didn’t like the idea of working so closely with him on a renovation project. But once Andrew found out that Maya had a connection to the theater project, he was sold on the idea and even put her in charge of the day-to-day work.

As Kash prepared for his big return to the stage, best friend Basheer was still feeling guilty for “stealing” Fatima from him. Despite Kash’s many attempts to assure him that everything was fine, Basheer still kept apologizing. So as a way for his friend to prove he was sorry, Kash asked Basheer to help revamp the theater’s sound and lighting system. Now that things were forgiven, Basheer asked Kash to step in as his chaperone for a date with Fatima, which led to a hilariously awkward situation as Nani felt the need to constantly tell Kash how Basheer made a much better mate for her granddaughter. But things weren’t all bad for Kash. Over the course of fixing up the theater, he and Maya had once again become quite close and even kissed. However, it looks like things may soon hit the fan, as Tony 2 (who had reconciled with Andrew) attended the opening night performance and could definitely sense there was something between Kash and Maya… There’s no doubt he’s going to go back and report this to Ainsley.

And speaking of Ainsley, she had finished up Bryce’s room and was ready to say goodbye. However, Bryce wasn’t ready to let her go and asked Ainsley to help redesign his garden. The two went on a sightseeing trip, where Bryce made his move, kissing Ainsley. She was taken by surprise and said that she wanted to keep their relationship professional since she was already seeing someone, to which Bryce admitted that he only asked her to work on the garden in order to be close to her. Later that evening, Ainsley received a “You Up” text from Garrett, to which she responded that it was time for them to break up. Garrett seemed unphased, accidentally sending another “You Up” message to Aisnley’s phone that was meant for the next girl on his list.

Ainsley had been upset that Maya had to keep canceling their plans together due to working late at the theater. However, she was unaware that Kash was involved in this situation. How is she going to react when she likely hears the news from her assistant? Will Kash and Maya finally make a go for it, or is the ever-looming wrath of Ainsley going to prevent Maya from pursuing this relationship she so obviously wants? We’ve got just three episodes and two weddings to go. Who will be the final two couples tying the knot? I’m still convinced/not giving up hope that our final wedding will be Maya/Kash, but who will get married before them? Will Ainsley patch things up with Bryce and give that relationship a go? Will a romantic relationship form between Duffy and Gemma? I’d really enjoy seeing a Basheer/Fatima wedding, as we’d get a glimpse into another culture’s wedding ceremony, but it would be tough to work in a way story-wise for all of our main American characters to be in attendance.

On this week’s episode, “Game Night,” Maya and Kash get to know each other behind Ainsley’s back. Tony 2 realizes he and Andrew come from very different worlds. Ainsley and Craig play matchmaker, as do Gemma and Duffy.

Check it out now on Hulu.

I’ll also be watching/recording Big Brother, Hollywood Game Night, MasterChef, BH90210, Hypnotize Me, South Side, and Younger.

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Tuesday on TV – 8/27/19

Season Finale

  • Ambitions (#111) – OWN @ 10/9c
  • Miz & Mrs (#120) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • Young Justice (#324-326) – DCU @ 9AM/8AMc

Series Premiere

New

  • 60 Days In: Narcoland (#105) – A&E @ 10/9c
  • Adam Ruins Everything (#V603) – TruTV @ 10/9c
  • America’s Got Talent (#1415) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • Bachelor in Paradise (#604B) – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • Bring the Funny (#108) – NBC @ 10:01/9:01c
  • Cash Pad (#106) – CNBC @ 10/9c
  • Chopped – Food Network @ 9/8c
  • Code of the Wild (#104) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
  • Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
  • Dance Moms (#815/816) – Lifetime @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)
  • Dating #NoFilter (#205) – E! @ 11/10c
  • Deadliest Catch (#1519) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
  • Expedition Unknown – Travel Channel @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • First Responders Live (#FRL-111) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • Flipping Exes (#104) – Bravo @ 10/9c
  • Growing Up Chrisley (#204) – USA Network @ 10:30/9:30c
  • Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Oakland Raiders (#1404) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • Hip Hop Squares (#505/506) – VH1 @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • Human Discoveries (#109) – Facebook Watch @ 9/8c
  • Ink Master (#1212) – Paramount @ 10/9c
  • Intervention – A&E @ 9/8c
  • Mysteries Decoded – The CW @ 9/8c
  • Pandora (#107) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • Supermarket Stakeout (#102) – Food Network @ 10/9c
  • Tales (#209) – BET @ 9/8c
  • The First 48: Drugs Kill – A&E @ 8/7c
  • The Little Couple (#1404) – TLC @ 9/8c
  • The Next Big Thing (#108) – BET @ 10/9c
  • The Real Housewives of Orange County (#1404) – Bravo @ 9/8c
  • T-Pain’s School of Business (#204) – Fuse @ 11/10c
  • Undercover Billionaire (#104) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
  • WWE Smackdown – USA Network @ 8/7c

ABC

  • *New*Bachelor in Paradise (#604B) @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)

FOX

  • *New*First Responders Live (#FRL-111) @ 9/8c

NBC

  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1415) @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Bring the Funny (#108) @ 10:01/9:01c

The CW

  • *New*Pandora (#107) @ 8/7c
  • *New*Mysteries Decoded @ 9/8c

A&E

  • *New*The First 48: Drugs Kill @ 8/7c
  • *New*Intervention @ 9/8c
  • *New*60 Days In: Narcoland (#105) @ 10/9c

BET

  • *New*Tales (#209) @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Next Big Thing (#108) @ 10/9c

Bravo

  • *New*The Real Housewives of Orange County (#1404) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Flipping Exes (#104) @ 10/9c

CNBC

  • *New*Cash Pad (#106) @ 10/9c

DCU

  • *Season Finale*Young Justice (#324-326) @ 9AM/8AMc

Discovery Channel

  • *New*Deadliest Catch (#1519) @ 9/8c
  • *New*Undercover Billionaire (#104) @ 10/9c

E!

  • *New*Dating #NoFilter (#205) @ 11/10c

Facebook Watch

  • *New*Human Discoveries (#109) @ 9/8c

Food Network

  • *New*Chopped @ 9/8c
  • *New*Supermarket Stakeout (#102) @ 10/9c

Fuse

  • *New*T-Pain’s School of Business (#204) @ 11/10c

HBO

  • *New*Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Oakland Raiders (#1404) @ 10/9c

Lifetime

  • *New*Dance Moms (#815/816) @ 9/8c & 10/9c (2 New Episodes)

OWN

  • *Season Finale*Ambitions (#111) @ 10/9c

Paramount

  • *New*Ink Master (#1212) @ 10/9c

TBS

  • *New*Conan @ 11/10c

TLC

  • *New*The Little Couple (#1404) @ 9/8c

Travel Channel

  • *New*Expedition Unknown @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Code of the Wild (#104) @ 10/9c

TruTV

  • *New*Adam Ruins Everything (#V603) @ 10/9c

USA Network

  • *New*WWE Smackdown @ 8/7c
  • *Season Finale*Miz & Mrs (#120) @ 10/9c
  • *New*Growing Up Chrisley (#204) @ 10:30/9:30c

VH1

  • *New*Hip Hop Squares (#505/506) @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)

VIceland

9:00AM/8:00AMc

  • *Season Finale*Young Justice (#324-326) – DCU

8:00/7:00c

  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1415) – NBC (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Bachelor in Paradise (#604B) – ABC (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Expedition Unknown – Travel Channel (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Hip Hop Squares (#505/506) – VH1 (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Pandora (#107) – The CW
  • *New*The First 48: Drugs Kill – A&E
  • *New*WWE Smackdown – USA Network

8:30/7:30c

  • *New*Hip Hop Squares (#505/506) – VH1 (2 New Episodes)

9:00/8:00c

  • *New*Chopped – Food Network
  • *New*Dance Moms (#815/816) – Lifetime (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Deadliest Catch (#1519) – Discovery Channel
  • *New*First Responders Live (#FRL-111) – FOX
  • *New*Human Discoveries (#109) – Facebook Watch
  • *New*Intervention – A&E
  • *New*Mysteries Decoded – The CW
  • *New*Tales (#209) – BET
  • *Series Premiere*Terror (#101) – Viceland
  • *New*The Little Couple (#1404) – TLC
  • *New*The Real Housewives of Orange County (#1404) – Bravo

10:00/9:00c

  • *New*60 Days In: Narcoland (#105) – A&E
  • *New*Adam Ruins Everything (#V603) – TruTV
  • *Season Finale*Ambitions (#111) – OWN
  • *New*Bring the Funny (#108) – NBC (10:01/9:01c)
  • *New*Cash Pad (#106) – CNBC
  • *New*Code of the Wild (#104) – Travel Channel
  • *New*Dance Moms (#815/816) – Lifetime (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Flipping Exes (#104) – Bravo
  • *New*Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Oakland Raiders (#1404) – HBO
  • *New*Ink Master (#1212) – Paramount
  • *Season Finale*Miz & Mrs (#120) – USA Network
  • *New*Supermarket Stakeout (#102) – Food Network
  • *Series Premiere*The Devil You Know (#101) – Viceland
  • *New*The Next Big Thing (#108) – BET
  • *New*Undercover Billionaire (#104) – Discovery Channel

10:30/9:30c

  • *New*Growing Up Chrisley (#204) – USA Network

11:00/10:00c

  • *New*Conan – TBS
  • *New*Dating #NoFilter (#205) – E!
  • *New*T-Pain’s School of Business (#204) – Fuse

Full Schedule

  • *Season Finale*Ambitions (#111) – OWN @ 10/9c
  • *Season Finale*Miz & Mrs (#120) – USA Network @ 10/9c
  • *Season Finale*Young Justice (#324-326) – DCU @ 9AM/8AMc
  • *Series Premiere*Terror (#101) – Viceland @ 9/8c
  • *Series Premiere*The Devil You Know (#101) – Viceland @ 10/9c
  • *New*60 Days In: Narcoland (#105) – A&E @ 10/9c
  • *New*Adam Ruins Everything (#V603) – TruTV @ 10/9c
  • *New*America’s Got Talent (#1415) – NBC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Bachelor in Paradise (#604B) – ABC @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*Bring the Funny (#108) – NBC @ 10:01/9:01c
  • *New*Cash Pad (#106) – CNBC @ 10/9c
  • *New*Chopped – Food Network @ 9/8c
  • *New*Code of the Wild (#104) – Travel Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*Conan – TBS @ 11/10c
  • *New*Dance Moms (#815/816) – Lifetime @ 9/8c & 10/9v (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Dating #NoFilter (#205) – E! @ 11/10c
  • *New*Deadliest Catch (#1519) – Discovery Channel @ 9/8c
  • *New*Expedition Unknown – Travel Channel @ 8/7c (2-Hour New Episode)
  • *New*First Responders Live (#FRL-111) – FOX @ 9/8c
  • *New*Flipping Exes (#104) – Bravo @ 10/9c
  • *New*Growing Up Chrisley (#204) – USA Network @ 10:30/9:30c
  • *New*Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Oakland Raiders (#1404) – HBO @ 10/9c
  • *New*Hip Hop Squares (#505/506) – VH1 @ 8/7c & 8:30/7:30c (2 New Episodes)
  • *New*Human Discoveries (#109) – Facebook Watch @ 9/8c
  • *New*Ink Master (#1212) – Paramount @ 10/9c
  • *New*Intervention – A&E @ 9/8c
  • *New*Mysteries Decoded – The CW @ 9/8c
  • *New*Pandora (#107) – The CW @ 8/7c
  • *New*Supermarket Stakeout (#102) – Food Network @ 10/9c
  • *New*Tales (#209) – BET @ 9/8c
  • *New*The First 48: Drugs Kill – A&E @ 8/7c
  • *New*The Little Couple (#1404) – TLC @ 9/8c
  • *New*The Next Big Thing (#108) – BET @ 10/9c
  • *New*The Real Housewives of Orange County (#1404) – Bravo @ 9/8c
  • *New*T-Pain’s School of Business (#204) – Fuse @ 11/10c
  • *New*Undercover Billionaire (#104) – Discovery Channel @ 10/9c
  • *New*WWE Smackdown – USA Network @ 8/7c

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